
Live blogging the presidential debate was so much fun last week that I figured I’d do it once more for what has to be the most anticipated Vice Presidential debate in history. The expectation bar has been set so low for Governor Sarah Palin that she’s probably going to trip and stumble over it. Over the last couple of weeks the media and McCain campaign have been laying the seeds of lowered expectations and now many think that as long as Palin comes out and shows she can say her own name without drawing one of those blank stares that she’s become renowned for in her last few interviews, that she’ll be viewed as a winner. Well that’s a load of crap. With the economic crisis we are currently in, the American public seems to have awaken from their politically apathy to start paying attention. The idea that Palin can come into this debate with canned responses and smile in the camera and get away with it is laughable. Remember, the media all thought the Presidential debate was a draw or a win for McCain. Clearly looking at the momentum shift, the American people think it was an overwhelming win for Obama. Now the same media is calling Palin a “tough debater” because of some clips of her Alaskan governor debates where she just avoided giving in depth answers, avoided questions and gave snarky quips. If they really think that the American people are going to be fooled by this, they are sadly mistaken.
What am I looking for:
1. Palin will put on extra lipstick and go all pitbull on Obama and Biden. Remember her Convention speech that the media and conservatives loved? You know, the one full of memorable lies and outrageous talking points? Yup, she’ll do that again. Of course when asked to follow that up with facts she’ll be unable to do that.
2. Biden will surprise people in that he will be able to be himself (the attack dog) yet not come off as sexist or “too hard” on Palin. Remember, Biden actually did pretty well in the primary debates he was in this election season AND he debated with Hillary Clinton. The media seems to be portraying Joe Biden as some sort of loose cannon but the truth is he is an extremely effective and experienced debater. In order to dominate the debate, he won’t go after Palin, but instead he’ll go after John McCain and link him to George W. Bush.
3. Gwen Ifill will be a fair and objective debate moderator. Despite the amusing complaints of conservative nutcases like Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter and the idiots over at Fox News, Ifill will be unbais. First off, I find unbiased fucks like Malkin, Coulter or anyone working at Fox News calling someone else out on their bias kinda funny. Secondly, the McCain campaign knew about Ifill’s book. They had to. Everyone else did. It’s on Google. Some nutcase conservatives like Malkin are bitching about Ifill’s coverage of Palin’s convention speech but again…by the time of that speech, Ifill was already chosen as a moderator. Why wait until 2 days before the debate? GTFOH
4. The last thing I’m looking for will actually happen a few days after the debate. The public’s reaction. I’m pretty sure the media will give Palin a pass and say she survived. But honestly, after the economic week we’ve had, I don’t see the American public being satisfied with basely rhetoric filled attacks and a person wholly unqualified to be Vice President. One 90 minute debate won’t be enough to make people forget that Palin actually said that seeing Russia from Alaska gives her foreign policy experience. Still, it won’t be a walk in the park. Remember, Americans love rooting for the retarded kid that finishes the race last. It’s how we got 8 years of George W. Bush.
So stay tune for the live blogging coverage. It’s me, Kriss, the Korean is here and we have our legal council as well to keep us out of trouble. We’re drinking (it’s the only way to sit through 90 minutes of Sarah Palin) and eating Nachos (I might move to Mexico if the Republicans win in November). Send us your thoughts on AIM, our screen name is ‘TheInsanityCheck’.
1. Palin will put on extra lipstick and go all pitbull on Obama and Biden. Remember her Convention speech that the media and conservatives loved? You know, the one full of memorable lies and outrageous talking points? Yup, she’ll do that again. Of course when asked to follow that up with facts she’ll be unable to do that.
2. Biden will surprise people in that he will be able to be himself (the attack dog) yet not come off as sexist or “too hard” on Palin. Remember, Biden actually did pretty well in the primary debates he was in this election season AND he debated with Hillary Clinton. The media seems to be portraying Joe Biden as some sort of loose cannon but the truth is he is an extremely effective and experienced debater. In order to dominate the debate, he won’t go after Palin, but instead he’ll go after John McCain and link him to George W. Bush.
3. Gwen Ifill will be a fair and objective debate moderator. Despite the amusing complaints of conservative nutcases like Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter and the idiots over at Fox News, Ifill will be unbais. First off, I find unbiased fucks like Malkin, Coulter or anyone working at Fox News calling someone else out on their bias kinda funny. Secondly, the McCain campaign knew about Ifill’s book. They had to. Everyone else did. It’s on Google. Some nutcase conservatives like Malkin are bitching about Ifill’s coverage of Palin’s convention speech but again…by the time of that speech, Ifill was already chosen as a moderator. Why wait until 2 days before the debate? GTFOH
4. The last thing I’m looking for will actually happen a few days after the debate. The public’s reaction. I’m pretty sure the media will give Palin a pass and say she survived. But honestly, after the economic week we’ve had, I don’t see the American public being satisfied with basely rhetoric filled attacks and a person wholly unqualified to be Vice President. One 90 minute debate won’t be enough to make people forget that Palin actually said that seeing Russia from Alaska gives her foreign policy experience. Still, it won’t be a walk in the park. Remember, Americans love rooting for the retarded kid that finishes the race last. It’s how we got 8 years of George W. Bush.
So stay tune for the live blogging coverage. It’s me, Kriss, the Korean is here and we have our legal council as well to keep us out of trouble. We’re drinking (it’s the only way to sit through 90 minutes of Sarah Palin) and eating Nachos (I might move to Mexico if the Republicans win in November). Send us your thoughts on AIM, our screen name is ‘TheInsanityCheck’.
8:54 pm -
Vodka, nachos and 90 minutes of the most unqualified Vice Presidential candidate in U.S. history. God Bless America.
9:02 pm -Gwen’s shirt looks like an ocean.
9:05 pm - Biden comes out the gate with the shots at the Bush administration. Palin comes out with the soccer game. And the republican favorite….FEAR!!! HOLY FUCK WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
9:10 pm - Damn…Biden is coming out the gate at John McCain. He’s hitting McCain on his “all over the place” response to the economy. Palin is taking small shots at Obama, nothing major.
9:12 PM - Tonight’s Palin buzzwords are: Maverick, reform, reformer, hockey mom, lipstick, job creation, earmarks, glass ceiling, track record and Russia. When we hear these words we will take a drink. We’re going to be drunk as shit.
9:13 pm - Biden is going relentlessly at McCain. Palin can’t answer that. She’s focusing the tax breaks but it looks like Biden is ready to go at her for the false assertion that Obama will rise taxes.
9:14 pm - Biden is killing Palin in this response. He just informed her that McCain voted the same way as Obama did on the tax bill. And then he points out that she didn’t answer the question. Joe’s face is hilarious in this exchange. He looks like he wants to say “is this bitch serious?”
9:17 pm - I’ll be fair. Palin sounds a LOT better than she did in her previous interviews. She’s weighing heavily on the “i’m just like you” argument. I don’t think it will work, but it might.
9:20 pm - Now Joe, you know you shouldn’t be using a little thing like “facts” to explain healthcare to Sarah Palin.
9:22 pm - Palin doesn’t have a flag pin on…she’s unpatriotic. Wait…yup she does.
9:24 pm - She actually has 2 flag pins on…wtf. She’s doublely patriotic?
9:26 pm - Joe is killing her with the facts. She supported a wind fall profit tax, Obama does…McCain doesn’t.
9:28 pm – Jesus Christ…this isn’t even funny. This is like watching a bully beat up the nerd in class with the extra thick, telescope glasses.
9:30 - Okay, I’m calling an audible and adding ‘energy’ and ‘energy independence’ to the list of Palin keywords for drinking…WTF? We’re talking about mortgages not oil…wtf?
9:32 pm - Jalapenos are the key to a good nacho. Seriously. Some Jalapenos and a beer (or vodka) and you are set for some tasty treats. Granted, your assholemight be on fire the next day but…oh..i’m sorry. Palin was talking out of her ass and i drifted off.
9:34 pm – There’s still another hour and I can do this anymore. This is just stupid. Palin rambles and Biden sticks to the facts. Someone should step in and end this slaughter. The secret service, the supreme court, congress….Jesus…someone.
9:39 pm – I have to take a moment and say I agree with the gay marriage answer. Let religion sort it out.
9:40 pm - Uh oh…Foreign policy!!!
9:41 pm – summing up Sarah Palin on Iraq: Surge..surge, surge, win, surge, surge, surge and surge!!!
9:44 pm - Joe firing back at Palin’s talking points on the war. She should haveknown better than to pick fight with Biden on the topic of Foreign Policy. Those facts again.
9:48 pm -Okay, seriously. How does one argue with Joe Biden’s (and Obama’s) position on Pakistan? Osama is in Pakistan. We need to be there. Pakistan HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!! THEY HAVE THEM. THEY AREN’T LOOKING TO BUILD THEM….THEY HAVE THEM
9:50 pm - Okay. Palin tries to argue the “you can’t meet with no precondition” and Biden once again hits her with facts “We have republican secretaries of states that say we should meet”
9:54 pm - Wait wait wait…She’s saying we should pay attention to the fact that her ticket has voted with Bush 90% of the time? how can you be change when you’ve voted that much with the idiot in office now?
10:00 pm – Okay, Palin just said we need to work so that Korea can’t proliferate nuclear weapons. THEY ALREADY HAVE THEM. Then she was dead wrong on Afghanistan and Biden drilled her on it. LOL…then this motherfucker Biden “sighed” in the mic. Funny ass shit.
10:03 pm- Biden is winning this debate but he is just like me…tired that this bitch is allowed to talk on the mic. The debate needs the “sandman”
10:05 pm - Joe just gave Palin the “dumb bitch” look. Sexist pig!!!
10:06 pm - Stabler and Benson from Law & Order SVU are going to arrest Biden for raping Palin.
10:10 pm - Palin “heaven forbid I have to be president. I don’t know shit…WTF. I was picked because of my lipstick and uterus”
10:12 pm - Okay, I’ve been drinking…but Palin just said “Dog Gone it”. She’s rambling. This is stupid. I wonder how the media will view this but I think she’s been run over.
10:14 PM - Palin read “VP for Dummies”. She’s not letting the fact that she didn’t know what the VP did stop her from reading her canned responses.
10:16 pm - She’s literally reading answers off her note sheet. How can she be VP?
10:17 pm – Wow..Biden just called Cheney the “most dangerous VP in the history of the U.S.”. remember, Biden is a constitutional professor.
10:19 pm – Do you really believe that the Governor of Alaska didn’t have healthcare? Give me a break. Then she mentions Reagan. She’s a good Republican.
10:22 pm - I’m sorry, but we have to cut this short. Palin has hit so many buzzwords we are drunk as a motherfucker right now. Damn this alaskan bitch. Vodka is the devil. Remember…live show…November 4th
10:25 pm - WTF…the emergency broadcast system at the end of the debate? karl rove is working his magic…
10:29 pm - Okay, this thing is comin to a close. It’s Over. Palin got destroyed. I’m interested in what the media says but Palin got decimated. If this was Mortal kombat, Biden got a flawless victory and hit Palin wiht a vicious FATALITY.