Cheney Steps out of his Bunker
The real life Super Villian himself, Dick Cheney as emerged from his evil lair to grant the “liberal media” soundbites and interviews before he’s finally kicked out of the Oval Office. First up was him saying that Obama will appreciate the increases in Executive Power that the Bush Administration enacted. In an interview with Rush Limbaugh (If Evil Super Villians needed a Press Secretary, Rush would be it), Cheney said:
“We did not exceed our constitutional authority, as some have suggested,” Cheney added. “The President believes, I believe very deeply, in a strong executive, and I think that’s essential in this day and age. And I think the Obama administration is not likely to cede that authority back to the Congress. I think they’ll find that given a challenge they face, they’ll need all the authority they can muster.”
Honestly, reading that, was like watching Emperor Palpatine trying to corrupt the young Anakin Skywalker to the Dark Side or when Darth Vader was asking Luke to join him by his side. Geez Cheney, you’re right, suspending civil liberties does make governing a little bit easier but isn’t that the point? The job of the Government is such a difficult and taxing one because they have to do their job without trampling on the civil rights of their citizens. I love the line “We did not exceed our constitutional authority, as some have suggested.” The people that Cheney is referring to are those that have actually read the Constitution and not just used it as paper to wipe their asses with as he has been doing for the last 8 years. But wait…there’s more. In an interview with ABC news Cheney said the following in regards to the CIA’s controversial interrogation tactics:
“I was aware of the program, certainly, and involved in helping get the process cleared,” Cheney said in an interview with ABC News.
Asked whether he still believes it was appropriate to use the waterboarding method on terrorism suspects, Cheney said: “I do.”
This is why your first name is Dick, you dickwad. You’re supposed to say NO. First off, you’re not supposed to admit to being the one who got the process of torturing mofos cleared. I guess the fear that Bush is going to lay down a blanket pardon is justified. Then, you’re not supposed to say that waterboarding is appropriate. Of course it’s torture, of course it’s wrong and of course you’re still going to do it. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AT LEAST ACT LIKE YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF HUMANITY IN YOU. Even if it’s pretend…WTF
US to Start Arming Afghan Militias
Oh what could possibly go wrong with giving U.S weapons to Afghan militias? Seriously, I sometimes wonder if the idiots in the government have picked up a history book. I seem to recall something in history class about the C.I.A. arming Afghan militants against the Russians back in the 70’s. I think I even did a timeline on something like this. Let’s see, we trained them in how to fight an insurgency, how to make IEDs, we even trained them to use Stinger missiles. Fast forward 30 years and we are now fighting the remnants of those CIA trained militiamen in Iraq, Pakistan, Somalia, and Afghanistan. I think we call them Al Qaeda. Duh. And if the U.S. can’t remember history from 30 years ago, how about from a couple of years ago. Those Iraqi militias we gave weapons too, sure, they helped fight Al Qaeda…but they didn’t give the weapons back (who would) and now they pose a threat to both Iraqi Civilians, the Iraqi Government AND our troops. Good policy guys. I know Obama’s talked about doing something similar to this and I swear, I voted for the guy but I still say if he supports this, it’s a pretty idiotic thing to do. WTF
Caroline Kennedy wants Clinton’s senate seat
Does anyone else find it as funny as I do that there are Clinton loyalists questioning Caroline Kennedy’s qualifications to be a Senator? Are they forgetting that when Senator Clinton ran for her Senate seat, she had barely been living in New York and only had her husband’s name as her credentials? I was watching Morning Joe and they were talking out the side of their necks again. Joe and Mika (who is slowly starting to annoy the hell out of me) were saying that with the election of Obama, the American people have shown that they are tired of political family dynasties. Okay, that’s only half right. The American people are tired of Bush/Clinton political family dynasties. America LOVES the Kennedys. And considering that the most prominent Kennedys were associated with Obama during the election, I doubt that America is tired of them (Remember the love from both sides of the aisle that Ted got when he was at the DNC?). Caroline was very instrumental in Obama’s campaign and she would be an excellent choice. And if she does a bad job, then she’ll be voted out in 2 years. What’s the problem? WTF
PTA Official caught half naked with 13 year old
What about a 13 year old, barely hitting puberty boy does something for a grown ass woman? What woman gets horny and goes “Damn, I really want some pre-teen boy cock?” The other question I have is why are women always getting themselves caught up in this? Like they always get caught red handed cause they either get pregnant or they do like this idiot does and tries to have sex with a little boy in the backseat of her car (in an Elementary School parking lot)…WTF
A first down is generally 10 yards
Attention Jim Zorn. A first down is typically 10 yards. That means you want plays that go for 10 yards or more. If it’s 3rd and 5 yards…that means you have to go 5 yards to get a first down. That means….STOP IT WITH THE 2 YARD PLAY ON 3RD AND LONG. I’m tired of this shit. I have two Redskins on my Fantasy team this year so I decided to give them a chance again this year after having a relapse and buying into the “it’s the Skin’s year this year” bullshit. Try throwing the ball down the field you douchebags…WTF
Washing your hands
How hard is it to wash your hands after using the bathroom? I used to think that shit was automatic like breathing but apparently to people at work it’s a foreign concept. These nasty bastards be going from the urinal (or worse, the stall) straight to the door bypassing the sink all together. Would it kill you to at the very least fake it and get your hands wet. Something. Anything…WTF
Driving Tip of the Day
If you are on a two lane highway and you’re in say the right lane and there’s a driver to your left and they put on their turn signal…DO NOT SLOW DOWN OR SLAM ON YOUR BRAKES!!!! You’re going to cause an accident. The person behind you will run into your car. It is the responsibility of the driver beside you to slow down or speed up to get into the next lane…not yours. I almost got into two accidents last week cause the fuckwad (copyright pending on that word) in front of me slammed on their brakes to let a car over. Stop it, it’s not rude to keep going…it’s the law…WTF
Mariah Carey
If Mariah is in fact pregnant with his seed, Nick Cannon will go down as the smartest man to ever live. Think about it. On paper, dude is mediocre at best. He’s like the cool guy working at the back of the Burger King…you know, the one that freestyles and tells jokes during lunch break that always thinks he can make it big…but we all know they aren’t getting any further up then fry duty. That’s who Nick Cannon should be. He should be sporting a Burger King cap and standing behind the counter when one of us decides to “Have it your way”. But he got Dumline and was able to milk that 15 minutes of fame for everything it was worth (Take note Superhead, New York and all the other 15 minute of famers out there). Think about it, what has he done of significance since Drumline other than bang Christian Milian and marry Mariah Carey, the #1 crazy bitch of all time. I have to be honest, I thought he was stupid for doing it but turns out Nick has it all worked out. Marry a Crazy Bitch. Get her pregnant. Get her crazy ass committed for being a psycho. Spend her money. Gotdamn…dude is a genius. He’s turned himself into the male version of Anna Nicole Smith except he married an older HOT chick and he’s not battling a drug and weight problem…yet…WTF
