
You know the damage one ignorant Negro can do? We were in France in the first war; we’d won decorations. But the white boys had told all them French gals that we had tails. Then they found this ignorant colored soldier, paid him to tie a tail to his ass and run around half-naked, making monkey sounds. Put him on the big round table in the Cafe Napoleon, put a reed in his hand, crown on his head, blanket on his shoulders, and made him eat *bananas* in front of all them Frenchies. Oh, how the white boys danced that night… passed out leaflets with that boy’s picture on it. Called him Moonshine, King of the Monkeys. And when we slit his throat, you know that fool asked us what he had done wrong?
So last night Twitter was inundated with a bunch of tweets about the BET Awards. As usual, I didn’t watch. Listen, I’m about to sound real judgmental right now, but honestly, I don’t care. I didn’t create this site to make friends or hold my tongue. The webhosting costs are less than permanent Anger Management classes. In order to keep me from cussing people that do idiotic things out every day, I get to write them down for the whole world to see. So if the shoe fits…wear that muthafucka proudly…
Here’s what I don’t get and want to start a serious discussion on. So many of you all hate coonery. You want the Soulja Boys of the world to disappear. You hate the negative stereotypes that are associated with you day in and day out. This is obvious by the number of you that were upset by Mudflap and Skid in the new Transformers 2 movie. We get mad at white people like Dog the Bounty Hunter or Don Imus or the random white people that do insanely offensive shit. But then your ass turns around and supports the same coonery you denounce by watching the BET Music Awards. Honestly, what the FUCK is that about? If you hate how you have to work twice as hard as a professional African American and hate having to prove to your white coworkers that you’re not one of those dumb, borderline, fresh off the plantation sounding negros…then why do you support the shit that fuels the stereotype? It makes no sense to me.
The harsh reality is, and its risky for me to do this when I’m in the middle of trying to be nominated for a Black Weblog Award (but fuck it), Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, T-Pain and his big ass chain, Plies’s retarded 3rd grader sounding ass and all the other artist out there aren’t the coons….YOU ARE. Yeah they’re the ones in front of the cameras jiving and jigging and making some Jewish guy who doesn’t give 2 shits about them a ton of money but you’re the one who’s giving your money and, more importantly, time to support them. They are just the waste products of your diet of coonery. Of course I know you don’t agree with me. You think I’m tripping. Well, you’re no different than the house slaves that thought they were different than the field negros outside. You sit on your couch looking at the ignorant niggas shucking and jiving…little do you know you’re doing exactly what your master wants you to do. You’re the one that’s in the worse position. Seriously, T-Pain, Soulja Boy…all of them know they are being pimped by the man. It’s you that thinks you’re different and are special somehow. You think that the cops or business owners or your boss don’t see those other ignorant fools and associate them with you. At least you think that until you get pulled over for “Driving While Black” or you get skipped over for that promotion or your white co-workers designate you as the “Go-to-Person” for all things rap music or criminal related. Yup, you perpetuate the stereotypes and therefore its YOU that are the biggest part of this problem. As long as you support this shit, you better believe that you’ll be seeing more stereotypes like Skids and Mudflap in movies. Sad thing is, just like the Transformers twins, they won’t really be stereotypes. Because you’ve now supported them into existence. BET at the end of the day is a company that is about making money. If coonery didn’t sell, they wouldn’t do it. But they do. That’s why even though a good deal of you whill call it coonery and horrible, you all will be watching Keyshia Cole’s mother Frankie’s show and Tiny & Toya’s show and the complete ghetto fuckery that will go on there. And the cycle continues. Because of YOU. It’s not BET’s fault they are providing the poison that you readily and eagerly inject into your body. You have the power to say “Not this time” but just like a strung out crackhead, you’ll be back for more.
Now I’m not saying everything has to be prim and proper with what we do. Not at all. But its getting to the point were the balance has been tipped and all we get now is the shit that seems like it’s out of a KKK “Niggers for Dummies” book. Shit like this kills me. The same people bitching about how Black History month is too short and how they can’t get any respect are the same ones that sit down in front of the TV to watch the coonery that BET puts out. Maybe you just don’t know what you are doing. By watching it, you are giving it support, by giving it support you are telling the BET executives that you like it. Since you like it, they’ll do the same thing year after year after year because they know your dumb ass is going to keep watching it. Yes, you’re a dumb ass if you watch this shit. I know you don’t want to hear it and I know you’ll comment with some really dumb ass excuse as to why you do it. It’s okay, but the truth is…you’re the reason why this shit exists. And don’t think this ends with just BET. If you claim “Only I normally don’t watch BET” but then you catch every fucked up show VH1 puts out, all you’ve done is just changed plantations.
Oh and for you “I only watched cause Michael Jackson died and I wanted to see the BET tribute.” Okay, so you believe Michael Jackson is the King of Pop (really there’s no disputing it) and he had unmatched talent. Did you really think that the station that has done everything possible inthe last 10 years to ruin the image of black people, black music and doesn’t actively promote real talent is going to give a proper tribute to this man? If you really believe that then you not only are part of the coonery problem but you are also delusional. This isn’t Donnie Simpson’s BET. This is the BET that Bob Johnson sold to Viacom, forever making him one of the biggest sellouts in modern Black History. This BET would struggle to put together an MJ tribute with 6 months of planning and for this show they only had 3 days. Of course they said they were redoing the whole show to tribute MJ…but you really fell for that bullshit? A simple check would have told you that artist with actual talent weren’t even in town for the BET Awards. And you thought you would see a proper MJ tribute? Come on, you were lying to yourself and you know it. Expecting BET to put together a good tribute with the talent they support is like asking for the Twin Towers to be rebuilt with LEGOS. Debra Lee’s eyes lit up when she realized she could convince a bunch of sheep to turn into her shitty ass awards show allowing her to promote her equally coonified fall lineup. Sad thing is, many of you will turn in to watch that coontastic shit as well.