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IC 190: The World’s Biggest Hype Man

Posted on 26 August 2010 by Kriss


Topics for the show:
The intro for the show was messed up so we jump right into the topics
A family claims a 4 year old was infected with Herpes from a used condom in a hotel room
Kat Stacks & Soulja Boy sitting in a tree…K I S S I N…WTF???
Is the joke really on us with Kat Stacks?
Iran’s new “Ambassador of Death” that looks suspiciously like a V1 Buzz Bomb
Iran’s not really a threat…not compared to everything else
How Americans fear what they don’t understand
Discrimination is what this country was built on
Gays in the military…yet another stupid debate

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IC 170: Political Indifference (Video)

Posted on 24 May 2010 by Kriss

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IC 170: Political Indifference

Posted on 23 May 2010 by Kriss


Topics for the show:
Fat comedians and the issue of “front butt”
Is Lebron’s mom sleeping with his teammate?
The 3 Iranian hiker’s get to see their mothers
Rand Paul and his political fucker

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IC 161: The Return of Dylan (video)

Posted on 16 April 2010 by Kriss

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IC 161: The Return of Dylan

Posted on 11 April 2010 by Kriss

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Topics for the show:
Dylan’s finally back after God punished him for skipping out on Lent a day early
New Jersey’s greatest export
New York….not really that great of a place
Why are there fat New Yorkers?
The Media and the fucker they do to promote drama
An airline decides to charge for….bathroom usage
The Pope & the Vatican should just come clean
President Obama signs START II with Russia
Republicans acting like Nuclear Weapons are the appropriate response to everything

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IC 120: Nobel Peace Prize

Posted on 12 October 2009 by Kriss


Kriss and Dylan (who in typical black people fashion showed up late and with chicken) talk about several things. First up is a discussion of whether or not President Obama deserved to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Kriss and Dylan talk about how sometimes we Americans take for granted the impact our policies and politicians have on other countries. Our media sometimes only focuses only on the negative. The discussion then switches to the huge waste of money that NASA is. Its been 37 years since we last set foot on the moon. Why do we still have this money wasting organization? The show ends with Richard Branson might be a real life Bruce Wayne/Batman, Soulja Boy is arrested for being stupid and Chad OchoCinco has the world’s best practical joke that actually worked.

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Iran isn’t an Imminent Threat

Posted on 30 September 2009 by Kriss

ahmadinejadI’m noticing a disturbing trend in foreign policy from the Bush Administration that has carried over into the Obama Administration.  The American public has been continually sold this idea that certain nations are “dangerous” or “hate our freedom” when the truth is the reason we (the U.S.) doesn’t like them is far more calculating and sinister.  The Bush Administration sold the Iraq War to the American people on the bogus claim that Iraq had WMDs when any person with reasonable knowledge on foreign policy could tell they didn’t.  More recently, the “bad” nation has been Iran.  Most Americans will tell you that the worse threat in the world right now is a “nuclear Iran”.  It’s the most ridiculous statement I’ve ever heard.  North Korea has not only test fired missiles in the direction of Japan, but they’ve also tested actual nuclear weapons, something Iran has never done. Pakistan has nuclear weapons and not only is Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda camped out in the mountains of Pakistan but the government is also unstable.  Did I also mention that Pakistan has a rocky relationship with India (who also, has nuclear weapons).  As a matter of fact, Pakistan has been accused of using some of its billions of dollars in U.S. aid to not only fuel an arms race with India but also expanding its nuclear arsenal.  And then there’s Iran.  Iran that just recently was outed as having built a second “secret” enrichment facility.  The same Iran that came to a near screeching halt by student protesters after its recent elections.  The Iran that represents the “biggest threat to our national security.”  Are you kidding me?

What we have here is a case of losing perspective.  Let me point out a few things:

1.  The #1 reason most people say a nuclear Iran is dangerous is because they have threatened to “Wipe Israel off the Map.”  Usually some statement from Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is what people use to show how “aggressive” Iran is.  Okay, “President” in Iran is equal to “Press Secretary” here in the United States.  Ahmadinejad has ZERO control over the military in Iran.  Ahmadinejad’s job is to go in front of cameras and act tough and elicit responses back from the Word’s leaders so that the Iranian people can think the rest of the world are a bunch of douches.  If this was WWE, Ahmadinejad would be the Rock when he was a heel.  And let’s not forget something, making outlandish statements about destroying another country aren’t just limited to Iran.  Do I need to refresh everyone’s memories with the countless Youtube Videos and statements from members of the republican party pushing for military action against Iran?  Or how about how our American media covered the Iraq War like it was some video game or a 4th of July fireworks show(‘Shock & Awe’).  And least we forget, we had a Presidential candidate sing ‘Bomb Bomb Iran’ in front of an audience.  Tough talk is nothing.  Actions are a different thing…which leads to…

2.  Iran testing short and long range missiles is being used to show how “aggressive” Iran is.  Okay, lets put ourselves in the shoes of Iran.  Every day, American media outlets bring on American politicians or leaders from foreign countries talking about the option of “air strikes” against your country.  Wouldn’t you want to show off some of your military capabilities so that people pushing for war against your land think twice?  Again, we’re talking about a sovereign nation here.  We might not like them, but they are allowed to test weapons in their own country and as I said before, talking shit isn’t grounds for war.

3.  We declared the Iranian Guard a “Terrorist Organization”.  Bush Administration officials did this because of its “growing involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan as well as its support for extremists throughout the Middle East.”  If that’s the standard for designating a group a terrorist organization, what do we call the CIA or Navy Seals?  The CIA has been instrumental in over throwing governments around the world.  This isn’t conspiracy theory, its fact.  Hell, President Obama apologized for what the CIA did in 1953 in Iran.  The CIA also trained the mujahedeen in Afghanistan (which later became Al Qaeda).  The U.S. also funded Nicaraguan contras.  I mean the list goes on and on.  The fact is, the U.S. condemns other nations for doing the exact same thing it does over and over again.  We just spent the last 6 years in Iraq and overthrew a government for no apparent reason.  And we want to condemn Iran for getting involved in the politics and business of other countries?

4.  The top 5 countries with nuclear weapons are: Russia, United States, France, China and the United Kingdom.  The 5 permanent members of the UN Security Council (the part of the UN that authorizes military action, international sanctions, peacekeeping operations, etc.) are: Russia, United States, France, China and the United Kingdom (Another interesting tidbit, 3 of the top 5 arms exporters are the United States, Russia & France ).  See a pattern here?  Permanent members of the Security Council are the only nations recognized as possessing nuclear weapons under the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.  Its like High School where the “cool kids” get to sit at their own table and pass judgment on everyone else.  Because of this “Nuclear Club”, the Security Council only really focuses on things that are of strategic interest to the permanent members (since they are the only ones with veto power).  In case you ever wondered why no one seems to care about Darfur, this is one of your answers.  What does this have to do with Iran?  A couple of things.  First off, an Iran with nukes means they would have to be taken seriously by the 5 permanent members and given a voice.  Look at the other 4 nations with nukes:  India (gets aid from US, UN and other nations), Pakistan (Congress just authorized another $7.5 billion), North Korea (we’ve been ‘negotiated’ with them forever unlike with Iran) and Israel (who hasn’t ‘admitted’ to having nukes but everyone knows they have them AND gets special treatment all the time).  Basically, nukes earns you respect.  Secondly, Russia & China have good relationships with Iran.  The U.S., United Kingdom and France seem to have a policy of, if Russia & China like it, then it must be bad.  Notice that China & Russia didn’t cosign that statement made by the 3 other leaders about Iran’s secret facility. In the last couple of days Russia (in separate statements) has been tougher on Iran, but remember, this is AFTER the President decided to end its push for a missile defense shield in places like Poland. See the politics going on here?

5.  We have no real idea of what Iran is doing with their nuclear facilities.  This might be the most absurd part of this whole situation.  Just like with Iraq, we have no real idea of what Iran is doing.   There are people who are ready to GO TO WAR with Iran and they have no conclusive evidence that Iran is building nuclear weapons.  For all we know, Iran is just bluffing and is really building nuclear power facilities.  The only “evidence” that we have is what Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said which was the new enrichment facility is “larger” than most non-weaponized enrichment facilities.  That’s almost as bad as Colin Powell pointing to some trucks leaving Iraq factories with aluminum tubes and saying those tubes could be used for WMDs…..or, as Lewis Black put it, making ice cream.

What we have here is the 5 permanent members playing a big game of Risk using the world map as their game board.  We have a country in Iran that has a mouthpiece talking tough like Saddam Hussein did, with little to really back it up.  We have an American people who have been trained to believe that Iran is out to kill them and that they represent the biggest threat to America, when there are far greater, more dangerous threats out there.  I firmly believe everyone needs to calm down.  Iran needs to stop acting like attention starved children and the U.S. and allies need to stop meddling in the business of other countries.  It would also be nice if the 5 permanent members of the Security Council would base decisions on what is best for everyone and not their own interests. For their part, the American people need to educate themselves on Iran and the rest of the Middle East.  This is why peace hasn’t come to that region.  We as a people are just as ignorant about that part of the world as they are about us.  Its not that they hate our freedom, its that they don’t trust us and if we as a people understood WHY that distrust exists, we might get somewhere. I really hope cooler heads start to prevail.

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IC 103: Stupidity Spreads Like Cancer

Posted on 09 August 2009 by Kriss


Kriss and Dylan are in the studio. First topic is a continuation from the last show: Stupidity in the Entertainment industry. There’s a song called “LOL Smiley Face” which proves that stupidity from one artist can spread to even decent ones. Bill Clinton proves he can still pull chicks from anywhere by securing the release of two captured American Journalists in North Korea. Kriss and Dylan though are not sympathetic with journalist (or hikers) that do stupid things like, enter a country that is clearly not “American friendly”. Lastly, Health Care and the absurd lies being told about what the President want to do.

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Joe Biden Said What?

Posted on 07 July 2009 by Kriss

biden6WASHINGTON (AP) – Vice President Biden signaled that the Obama administration would not stand in the way if Israel chose to attack Iran’s nuclear facilities, even as the top U.S. military officer said any attack on Iran would be destabilizing.

Biden’s remarks suggested a tougher U.S. stance against Iran’s nuclear ambitions. Nonetheless, administration officials insisted his televised remarks Sunday reflected the U.S. view that Israel has a right to defend itself and make its own decisions on national security. (Source)

Whoa, am I stuck in the Twilight Zone or something?  Cause right now I’m having a serious case of Déjà vu with current Vice President Joe Biden making a statement that sounds as brain dead as something Evil Sith Lord and former Vice President Darth Cheney would say.

“Look, Israel can determine for itself – it’s a sovereign nation – what’s in their interest and what they decide to do relative to Iran and anyone else,” Biden replied. He added that this was the case, “whether we agree or not” with the Israeli view.

Wait a fucking minute there Joe.  I voted for you and your boss so I’m going to assume you just had a momentary brain fart.  First off, Israel’s not going to strike Iran unless we are complacent in letting them do so.  In order for the Israeli airforce to launch an airstrike against targets in Iran…they have to fly over Iraqi airspace.  Guess who controls Iraqi airspace since Iraq’s airforce consists of papier-mâché airplanes?  That’s right…we do.  That means we have to give permission to or at the very least, turn a blind eye to, Israeli aircraft flying sorties into Iran.  If Iran’s Supreme Leader Kamenei and President Ahmadinejad already tried to link the political protests over their fraudulent elections to the U.S., just how do you think they’d respond to us letting Israel fly bombing missions into their country.  Pat Buchanan actually said this on Morning Joe yesterday and its one of the few times I’ve ever agreed with the old fart.  And it’s not just that.  Iran likely doesn’t have the resources to respond, but let’s say they do.  Are we going to then allow them to retaliate and fly missions over Iraq in order to strike back at Israel?

I think in this situation, we, the United States should be the voice of reason and have the cooler heads.  Instead of just saying “Israel can determine for itself” the Vice President should have said that “Israel can determine for itself, however we believe that while all options are on the table a military response should be the very last option.  We also hope that our allies like Israel would consult with us first before making any military decisions.”  At least that doesn’t make it seem like we’re just completely bending to the will of Israel.  I swear, when it comes to Israel, I sometimes thinks the U.S. acts like a Germany Sheppard that gets dominated by a little Chihuahua.


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WTF Wednesday: Political WTFs of the Week

Posted on 24 June 2009 by Kriss

sanfordPeople On FBI Terrorist Watch List Can Buy Guns
Oh America…how I love the asinine logic used to create laws.  Let me see if I can get this straight.  If you are on the FBI Terrorist Watch List, you can’t board an air plane…but you can buy a gun.  This is just the latest example of the ass-backwardness of this country.  The NRA of course is defending the rights of these individuals saying that the terrorist watch list is flawed.  I actually agree with them on this.  Remember, Ted Kennedy was once stopped from boarding a plane because his name appeared on the list.   Now most people will focus on the sensationalized headlines “Terror watchlist suspects can buy guns” and never notice that the truth is, the lists themselves are flawed.  Ted Kennedy is one of the most recognizable government officials and he had to get the then head of Homeland Security to get his name off the list.  Hell, Martin Luther King was on an FBI watch list at one point. Instead of a watch list, how about we just….I don’t know…have some real fucking security instead?  Obviously the watch list isn’t useful when youhave a famous, sitting United States senator on the list.  And another thing…if there was a terrorist trying to board…don’t you think they’d use a fake ID?

Joe Scarborough on John McCain and Lindsey Graham

I’m always talking about how much of a douchebag tool Joe Scarborough is, but I have to give the man credit when he does something right.

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Don’t get too excited.  Even a broken clock is right twice a day.  But seriously, what the hell are John McCain and his trusty Side Kick/secret lover Lindsey Graham thinking?  Of course the President is on the side of the protesters.  What, you think he wants Iran to keep their “Death to America” attitude going?  Like he doesn’t have enough shit to worry about.  I just find it unbelievable that fuckers like McCain and all the other GOP assclowns can speak against the President now…when most of them claimed that speaking against Bush was “unAmerican”.

Governor Sanford goes AWOL
Okay, first some background on who this assclown is.  Remember back when the President was pushing to get his Economic Stimulus Recovery plan passed?  Remember when there was a group of republican governors who claimed they were going to turn down the stimulus money?  Well Governor Asshat (read:  Sanford) was the only one of those Governors to take his fight to refuse the bailout money to court.  He lost. Not only did the law makers in his state want the money, but so did the people. So fast forward to a couple of days ago when it came out that no one had seen or heard from the Governor…not even his own family.  Now his aides have said that he went “hiking” on the Appalachian Trail.   Now maybe that’s true.  Maybe, in typical Republican douchebaggery, the Governor being a sore loser decided to “pack up his ball” and go home.  But over Father’s Day weekend?  Not talking to your wife or kids?  That seems a little more than odd, it seems down right suspicious.  Honestly though, I could care less if he really did go hiking or if he decided to go on a 4-day coke and hooker binge.  What bothers me is that as the Executive of a state, he up and leaves without telling his Lieutenant Governor or any other State government officials where he is going or how to contact him in an emergence.  What the hell kind of irresponsible behavior is that?  I’m a lowly computer programmer and even I can’t just up and disappear for 4 days without letting my boss and coworkers know where I am or at the very least, how to reach me.  This isn’t me being partisan.  If a democratic governor did the same thing I’d be calling for their resignation as well.  This is completely unacceptable.

Sanford’s office acknowledged that it had no idea where exactly along the Appalachian Trail – a 2,200 mile route that crosses 14 states – he had been walking. His spokesman refused to discuss whether he had been accompanied by anyone.

“He’s an avid outdoorsman. Nobody’s ever accused our governor of being conventional,” the spokesman said.

I guess no one’s ever accused him of being ’smart’ either.
*Update*
I wrote the above last night. Turns out the Governor wasn’t hiking but he was in Argentina for 7 days. WTF? A sitting Governor just up and leaves to go out of the country, with no security or nothing? No notes to his next in command. His own family doesn’t even know? Over Father’s Day weekend? Oh this mofo was getting it in with coke and hookers…no doubt.

Palin Might Not Run in 2010
While I think she’s dumb brain dead polar bear cub, I have to give it to the Alaskan Governor, she knows how to stretch out 15 minutes of fame.  I guess someone’s been reading up on “Attention Whoring for Dummies” since November 5th.  As dumb as she is, even I don’t think Governor Sarah Palin is that stupid to not run for re-election next year.  It doesn’t make any sense.  The best way for her to stay in the spot light is to be a current governor and not some former governor has been that is struggling to stay relevant.  Then again, maybe not being Governor will allow her to focus on important things like map reading and understanding simple foreign policy.

Oh Richard Nixon
And you wonder why minorities don’t like Republicans.  You have an asshole of a republican, who was President, saying while being taped, that interracial pregnancies are a legitimate reason for getting an abortion.  Oh wait…what is it that Black Republicans always say “But Lincoln freed the slaves.”  GTFOH with that bullshit.  I love how those fuckers always skip over republican dickwads like this when they try to shovel the republican shit onto their fellow African-American.

GOP Women’s Group Compares Obama to Hitler
Again, its things like this that will keep most African Americans from every being republican.  I’m beginning to think Republicans are allergic to common sense.

Dear Friends:

Obama and Hitler have a great deal in common in my view. Obama and Hitler use the “blitzkrieg” method to overwhelm their enemies. FAST, CARPET BOMBING intent on destruction. Hitler’s blitzkrieg bombing destroyed many European cities – quickly and effectively. Obama is systematically destroying the American economy and with it AMERICA. First the banking/investment industry, next private enterprise (GM and Chrysler) and now HEALTH CARE.

We too CAN fight back. Contact everyone you know. Start a blitzkrieg of our own. Shut down the Capitol switchboards and the White House switchboards! Say NO to the Obamination of Obama Care!

Another Press Conference, Another Dumbass question
Reporters that ask dumbass questions at Press conferences should be forced to commit seppuku right on the spot.  A secret service agent (Actually, it would probably be more fitting if Rahm Emmanuel did it) should come up to them, remove the microphone from their hand and hand them a ritualistic sword and they should then be forced to impale themselves.  I guarantee you that after a couple of those, there won’t be nearly as many retarded ass questions.

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