Seriously folks, why do people do stupid shit like this?

Seriously, for all the talk about how hard it is for black women to find a good black man because black men are locked up, uneducated or unemployed, no one really talks about how many black women are this fucking stupid.  And not only are these chicks stupid, but the chicks they hang out with are equally stupid because they willingly hang out and around morons.  You can’t even blame this on “being Ghetto”.  Just plain retarded.  The ‘5 Star Chick’ tattoo doesn’t even look like its a real tattoo.  It’s like she had it done by her best friend with a Sharpie.  Just pathetic.

Human beings are so predictable in their ignorance that ignorance and stupidty just might be what separates us from other primitive animals.  Forget brain capacity or opposable thumbs.  Nope.  Just good ole fashion stupidity.  Scientist talk about how our big brains lead to innovation and complex communication skills that you don’t see in other lesser life forms.  I don’t buy that.  Dolphins and whales have a complex communication system…sure, we don’t understand it but they seem to hear and understand each other just fine.  Termites and ants put together complicate tunnels and structures that make any current human project look pathetic in comparison. So if it’s not complex communication or innovation that separates us, it must be our stupidity.  I’m convinced that no other life form on this planet displays the level of stupidity humans do.

I go into all this because when I hear a story about a Wal-Mart employee being trampled to death by people trying to save $20 on an X-Box 360, I’m left wondering how in the world do rational human being let something like that occur.  Hell, even dumb ass cows only stampede when they feel their lives are in danger and they are trying to escape a predator.  Higher forms of life my ass.   First off, these idiots (and many others like them) herded themselves in front of Wal-Mart to save a few bucks on deals that they likely could have gotten the day before, from the confines of their own homes on the Internet.  I know because that’s what I did.  I woke up Thanksgiving morning, rolled over to my computer…pointed and clicked the mouse a few times and my Christmas shopping was done.  But no…that would be too much like right.  Instead these idiots (around 2,000 were massed in front of the Wal-Mart) trample this man to death, almost trample a pregnant woman (Earlier reports that she had a miscarriage were wrong, but seriously…why is a pregnant woman lined up in this crowd?) and then, inexplicably some of these fools had the nerve to get upset when they were told that the store was closing due to them trampling a man to death.

Kimberly Cribbs, who witnessed the stampede, said shoppers were acting like “savages.”
“When they were saying they had to leave, that an employee got killed, people were yelling `I’ve been on line since yesterday morning,’” she said. “They kept shopping.”

Nice.  Black Friday deals weren’t even that good this year.  What could Wal-Mart possibly be selling (and at what price) would it be acceptable to act this way?   How much of a cold heartless, savage piece of cattle dung do you have to be to trample a man to death?  Just to save a few bucks.  I’m at a lost for words as to how so many people could be more worried about a TV than the human being they were walking on.  These animals walked out of the store after buying their worthless materials and stepped on and over the paramedics trying to performer CPR on the man they trampled earlier.  The sad thing about it is, the people who killed them will never be caught.  Wal-Mart will probably be sued and as much as I hate Wal-Mart I think that’s just wrong.  These animals rushed the store, took doors off the hinges, what could Wal-Mart have possibly done?  I’m sorry, but I don’t think anyone would have been prepared for a mob of heartless bastards.

But wait…there’s more.

Two idiots who must have skipped out the day Jesus was handing out IQ points in DNA ended up shooting each other to death in a Toys R Us after their two girlfriends got into a physical altercation.  Initial reports say it wasn’t over toys (thank God) and they haven’t ruled out a connection to gangs.  Still, this begs for several questions.  First off, who brings a loaded gun to Toys R Us (and what are the chances of running into another fool who is also packing?).  I just don’t get how someone comes to bringing their gun to a toy store.  Maybe his girlfriend dragged him out of the house and he was like “Hold on honey, let me get my coat, my keys and my nine…”   The second question I have is why did they have to take it to the guns?  The women started hand to hand combat, why couldn’t these fools?  It’s been said before but I really think that the bitching up of men has lead to these “men” not being able to handle themselves in a fight so they lean on using a weapon.  Let’s keep it real, guns are like training wheels for would be gangsters.  They can’t take a punch (or deliver one outside of a sucker punch) so they rely on guns to keep their persona up.  The good news with these story though as opposed to the previous one is that these two morons took themselves out of the gene pool.  No one else was injured.  One can only hope that their girlfriends aren’t pregnant and they don’t have any kids so that the idiot genes in their DNA aren’t passed on.