Seriously, this is why the “Global Warming” debate is pointless now. Because idiots like this speak. Global “Warming” doesn’t mean just getting warmer or that cold weather won’t be felt in certain places on Earth. It’s like these fools on Fox & Friends get their talking points from Sarah Palin’s Twitter Feed.

The intolerance and hypocrisy of Christians sometimes can be completely unbelievable.  I’m not an atheist, I’m a Christian.  But that doesn’t change my first statement.  For all the talk we do about “radical Islam”, history shows that when it comes to be tolerant of other cultures and religions, Christians missed that day of Kindergarten.  Just listen to the smugness of Brit Hume as he says that Tiger Woods should convert because being a Buddhist doesn’t offer the same kind of forgiveness as being a Christian.

Who says this kind of stuff out loud for millions of people to watch?  And the really sad thing is…Hume probably thinks he’s giving legitimate advice to Tiger Woods.
*********Update**********
MSNBC sees Fox News’ Brit Hume and raises them a Pat Buchanan

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Seriously, the fact that they let Buchanan speak on this shows that MSNBC is just as sensationalized and bad at reporting as Fox News. Pat Buchanan, as pointed out by both hosts, has no real knowledge on the subject himself and allowing him to speak on it is just bad journalism. We all know why this was done. Everyone knows Pat Buchanan can’t help himself from saying something idiotic or intolerant. And intolerance is a ratings booster.

I haven’t written anything in a while but there has been too much f*ckery going on this past week on the Idiot Tube aka the American Media so I will get both of them out w/ one blog posting.

Once again, we are allowing ourselves to fall into the media trap and further confusing the whole notion of the ‘chicken vs. the egg…..which comes first?’. Is the American Media the fault for all the senseless news that we are being barraged with or are they simply honoring a demand from us ‘the  village idiots’?  Let us look at the Tiger and the Salahi cases. (google both of these if you haven’t heard of them but I am sure you have)

Case #1: The Tiger Woods Fiasco

Cheating:

Why the shock of the possibility that the man is cheating on his wife? Are we now going to act like cheating has boundaries? Newsflash: IT DOES NOT! Rich/poor/educated/black/blackasian/gay/midget/albino….we are all human and there is an innate human need to seek something ‘better’ or search for ‘greener grass’.  But there is also ‘common sense’ that says…at some point you have to stop searching and deal with what you have.  But we also have established that Common Sense is not that Common. Therefore, Mr. Woods is just another guy who failed in that aspect of being human.

***Sidenote*** Cheating sometimes the time is inevitable, part of life (reasons stated above). The other times, there are contributing factors that we refuse to discuss.  If you have EVER been cheated on, have you asked yourself….’did I do anything to drive this person away?’ or do we always rush to judgment and blame the cheater. If you get cheated on by all of your partners, you might want to check yourself.

I don’t condone cheating but for the simple fact that it happens so often and sometimes by the people we least expect might mean that we need to change our conversations from blame-passing to some really deep thinking.

Black People and Race:

Now some black people went from f#ck Tiger and his non-black claiming self to ‘Fuck Tiger- that’s what he gets’. WTF!!! He wasn’t claiming 100% black PreGolfClubSaga and he won’t be PostGolfClubSaga.  Kobe is still Kobe. Ice T, Ice T. Magic Johnson won’t change tomorrow. Find something else to focus on. Takes too much to hate one people who aren’t as black as you.

Iconic Figure/Endorsements:

Once again if you are upset because Tiger was supposed to be a good role model for your kids – Newsflash: your kids are already FUCKED (couldn’t hold that one back). If they were on their way to being screw ups/cheaters/bad golfers etc, it is YOUR fault as a parent, not Tiger’s. Stop looking for someone else to blame and focus on your own household.

Message to Tiger:

Do whatever you have to do to fix your home, avoid the interviews and please don’t feed into this bullshit. You are still are great golfer and continue to perfect your game.  You will be loved for golf and I still won’t care about your personal life unless you start  f*cking little kids with golf clubs.

Case #2: The White House Party Crashers:

This one is pretty simple….

For the Secret Service:

SHAME ON YOU. You FAILED. This is the POTUS (just learned this term few weeks ago…..now I am forcing myself to use it) we are talking about, not crashing a Hugh Hefner bunny party. That being said….let the Secret Service and Dept. of Homeland Security figure out how to do better. Hopefully the POTUS will use this opportunity to address HIS OWN protection.  Do we want the Secret Service to come give a bunch of statements about what they will do to fix this situation? I hope not, because it’s the SECRET service.  I do not NEED to know what they do and despite the media’s watering tongues for info, you shouldn’t either….Just keep the (Vice)POTUS and their families out of harms way.

Message to the Salahi’s:

I hope your asses join the Balloon Boy family in jail for between 3-5 years…..no more – no less.  The justice system needs scapegoats to teach American’s a lesson.  The attention whoring needs to stop somewhere.  There is only so much you can do to chase your 15 mins of fame.  Stick to youtube, twitter, sex tapes and faux-reality shows.  When you start depleting resources of the public (ex. Mobilizing and entire state’s police/fire/EMT services) then you should be punished for it.

In Conclusion:

Hopefully this is an example to the rest of us on how the American Media is turning us into a bunch of idiots — from the ones that sit and watch RIDICULOUS reality TV Shows, actually dial in to vote for contestants, actually go out and audition and even worse subject ourselves to it  — that getting an education and living a ‘normal’ life is not a thing of the past. 15 minutes of fame is exactly what it is because all that tabloid money won’t buy you happiness. Don’t get me wrong….I have no problem w/ youtube, sensible reality shows, tabloid news etc, we all need a little comedy in our lives (I know I do) but when you are turning to supposed ‘NEWS CHANNELS’ and this is what they are throwing in your face and you sit there and watch it…….please GO PLAX YOURSELF!!!!

I heard a rumor that today was ‘World Aids Day’. If you turn on your Idiot Box today, tune to CNN and actual real life issues like deadly infectious diseases, wars/world peace, hunger crisis, undereducated kids etc aren’t been discussed ……TURN THE SHIT OFF!!!

***I am actually upset I took 15 mins of my day to write and post this but: 1. I don’t claim to be a real journalist and 2. my little blog post does not compare to the fellatio fest of the American Media hype***

I think Glenn Beck’s tears are like manna for Jesus.  The real tears.  Not the forced, “I rubbed Vicks Vapor Rub Under My Eyes”, tears…but the real ones from Glenn Beck.  Its almost poetic.  Seriously, who wouldn’t get all choked up watching that little white boy give his coke to the tired black football player.  Wait a minute….is that socialism?  Or that Kodak commercial with the inspiring music.  Who knew commercials were so deep?

Let’s be real, this is just more proof that Glenn Beck is certifiably insane.  First off, the reason Beck has such a connection to those commercials is because they were probably first aired around the same time he was strung out on drugs.  Ever watch a commercial with someone on drugs?  They think everything is deep.  To them, Billy Mays wasn’t a salesman but a wizard of the dark arts who’s magic potion “Oxyclean” could magically get rid of not only their vomit but the smell.    And when Beck says this was a time when we were “together”, I really have to wonder just how long he was on those drugs.  Maybe its my “unique” experience as a black guy but seriously, we haven’t really ever been together Glenn.  Black folks were getting their asses whooped heavy back then by the police.  Also, is it me or is Glenn Beck an example of when “Analogies Go Wrong”?  I mean come on.  Glenn Beck did drugs.  Him saying “You smell like pot, your friends poured beer on you, you’re out late past your bedtime” seems like it would have been called “Mission Accomplished” for him a few years ago.  I’m just saying.

Honestly, Glenn Beck is hilarious not because he’s trying to be but because he’s a living, breathing example of how idiots can direct this country.  People actually believe this guy.  Sad, scary and hilarious all wrapped up in one nutcase.

What’s this?  A Fox News host who is intelligent and sets republican congressmen straight when they try to use asinine talking points?  It’s amazing.  But its not just that Shep Smith is on Fox News, but its also the fact that he has done something I’ve rarely seen done on more “liberal” stations like CNN or MSNBC.  Smith has confronted the myth that the Public Option is “Government run Health Care”.  No, the Public Option is a “Government run Health Care OPTION”.  Option means you have a choice in using it.  If this was “socialized medicine” as some conservatives like to say, then there wouldn’t be a choice.  Oh, and that other fear of conservatives…that this will lead to a single payer system.  Come on.  The only reason why that is a legitimate fear is because conservatives know that a lot of the American people support a single payer system and going to that system would dry up a lot of money these political figures get from insurance companies.

Yeah yeah yeah, I know…its been a while since I did a WTF Wednesday.  Well, no time like the present.  So sit back and enjoy this middle of the week compilation of craziness.

Let’s get started.

C-Span Leads to Suicides
I’m convinced that if more people watched C-Span and saw the absolute calamity that goes on in Congress, our suicide rates would double.  Yesterday in the middle of watching a Law & Order SVU marathon, I flipped over to C-Span 3 to watch the vote on the Public Option amendments to the Senate Finance Committee’s Health Care Bill.  6 hours later I was left staring at the screen in complete disbelief of what I had viewed.  Let me give you a taste of what I saw that helped melt my brain:

1.  In order to refute a democratic senator’s claims (not really claims, but facts) that the U.S. has lower health care (in terms of mortality rates), republican Senator Ensign said that you can’t compare our current system to Europe because if you take out gun deaths & automobile accidents, we’re basically at the same level.  No, I’m not kidding.  He really said this.  Just watch.

Hey, Senator Ensign, just a little FYI…there are people, who when shot or in an accident, live long enough to get care at a hospital. Not even accident or gun shot is immediately fatal. Also, why stop at gun deaths & auto accidents?  Lets take out cancer too.  Oh…and its funny seeing a republican say “gun deaths” don’t count (because we love our guns) but then republicans are so against gun control.

2.  Senator Conrad, one of the 3 democratic senators to vote against BOTH public option amendments did so not because he doesn’t believe in a public option, but he wants a different kind of public option.  Now call me silly, but if you agree with the idea of a public option, instead of voting ‘no’ on both amendments, wouldn’t you vote ‘yes’ and then work to get closer to what you want.

3. Max Baucus is an idiot.  Twice, not once but TWICE, he said that he likes the idea of a public option, that he liked both amendments, but he was voting ‘No’ because he didn’t think it would get 60 votes on the floor of the senate.  Huh?  You voted ‘No’ because you think (you don’t know, you just think) you can’t get the votes.  That is unbelievably stupid logic to me.  You vote ‘Yes’ here and then you work on the 10 or less democrats still waffling to get them to vote ‘Yes’ as well.  I mean, come on here.  This is ridiculous.

NY Times Getting News From Fox News
In a case of “not getting the point” the New York Times seems to have learned the wrong lesson from Fox New “breaking” the ACORN story.  Instead of realizing that the ACORN story was really a more localized issue (there are thousands of ACORN offices and this story only talks about 4 – 5 of them) and that’s why it wasn’t covered on major reputable news networks and media outlets, the NY Times instead is deciding to get its “news” from a network that is dominated by personalities like Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly.  Unbelievable.  If the NY Times wanted to actually do its job and be a reputable news source, instead of assigning an editor to watch the tabloid-like Fox News, instead they would do their own investigation into ACORN’s activities and cover the millions of people (black & white) aided by ACORN across the country.

Jon Stewart on Fox News’ Claims of Obama Indoctrination of Children

And that’s all I have to say about that

Westboro Baptist Church is Proof of Just How Crazy Some Religious Folks are

LOL @ the guy with the camera asking “In hamburger form?”

Fox News’ Chris Wallace complained all last week about how his Sunday Show on Fox News was the only Sunday Show in which the President wasn’t appearing.  He even went on the O’Reilly Factor to bitch about how this administration was the “biggest bunch of crybabies” he’s ever seen.  I swear I find this funny.  Fox News, which has done everything it could since Barack Obama announced his run for the Presidency to ruin him, is acting like they ‘ve done nothing wrong.  I’ll be fair.  Maybe Chris Wallace lives in a bubble.  Maybe he hasn’t seen all the crazy stuff Fox News has done.  Take for instance this video that came out about the Fox News Producer that is rallying a crowd of Tea Party protesters for a live broadcast.

Oops.  Fair & Balanced huh?  I mean, the video really isn’t THAT shocking when you think about it.  The 9/12 – Tea Party rallies were promoted by Glenn Beck…you know Chris, the guy that has a daily show on Fox News at 5 pm.  What about the blatant lie that Fox News told by saying that CNN never covered the Tea Party rallies in DC?  CNN’s Rick Sanchez got pretty pissed about that and debunked that Fox News lie on his show.

Then what about all the stories Fox News does that are flat out untrue?  Like when they had the madrassa story back during the campaign?  Oh I get it, that was a long time ago.  Okay, what about Fox News’ coverage of the Health Care debate?  Fox News would promote the idea that War protesters were UnAmerican but now these Health Care protesters shouting nonsense are patriots.

It’s not like President Obama has never given an interview on Fox News.  I believe he’s done both Chris Wallace’s show AND the O’Reilly Factor.  The President just made the decision that since Fox News is clearly AGAINST having an intelligent conversation about Health Care, why bother going on that program?  And I agree.  Fox News is Fair & Balance.  They balance the lack of respect for the President and democrats by being overly softballed with jackass republicans.

Where would we be without Glenn Beck to give us our daily dose of insanity?  He “cites” a University (you know, those breeding places of the left-wing liberal conspiracy) that he can’t remember saying the figure was 1.7 million people.  Everyone…even other right wing douchebags have said it wasn’t that many people.  Hell, the dumb blond on the set even tried to tell him “We’ve only been reporting tens of thousands.”  If a Fox & Friends host is trying to tell you that your little right-wing dumb ass gathering wasn’t in the millions, I think you should listen.  What?  Is Beck going to try to tell us that Fox News now is also in the bag for Obama?

Can I also say that I’m tired of watching these Fox News idiots acting like they’ve always been for supporting people’s rights to protest.  Thankfully, Jon Stewart and the Daily Show are back on the case.

And just to kick these idiots while their down, here’s an interview on CNN by Anderson Cooper where he talks to one of these Teaparty Leaders.  The video speaks for itself.

A federal judge has sentenced a former Fox News Channel producer to 10 years in prison for possession of child pornography.

The U.S. Attorney’s Office says Aaron Bruns was sentenced Tuesday in U.S. District Court. Prosecutors had recommended the 10-year term, citing Bruns’ prior conviction on similar charges.

Authorities arrested Bruns in February after investigators said he had been sharing pornography on a social networking Web site. Bruns pleaded guilty in May to possession of child pornography.

Bruns covered Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign in 2008 and later was a general producer in Washington, covering politics. (Source)

I always knew Fox News was full of a bunch of cocksuckers but, Jesus, this is going to far.  I mean, they’ve hired felons (Oliver North), nutcases (Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Michele Malkin), religious nutcases (Mike Huckabee), etc….but even I thought they they would draw the line at a pedophile.  And this mofo is getting 10 years.  Ten YEARS.  We’re not talking about someone who was jerking off to the Sears Christmas catalog.  He had some hardcore shit.  Like Baby Got Back 10: The Chris Hansen Edition.  This just proves to me yet again that Fox News has no standards.  I know I know…maybe he did a really good job hiding it.  But still, when he kept bringing a different little girl to the company Christmas Party saying it was his “daughter”, someone should have picked up on that.

Wonder if this fucktard will end up on Bill O’Reilly’s “Pinhead” list.  Probably not…

Seriously, what would we do without Fox & Friends?  As much as I say I hate Fox News and that their hosts have a combined IQ of -100, I have to admit, they are a source of constant entertainment.  Just yesterday alone, I saw 3 – 4 Fox News clips on Youtube that were absolutely hysterical.  The first involved Rep. Peter King doubling down on his previous Michael Jackson rant by sticking to it on the O’Reilly factor.  Now while I too, wasn’t a fan of the over-the-top media coverage,  King goes above and beyond the call of duty for your typical moron.  Michael Jackson wasn’t a pedophile sir.  He was weird as a motherfucker, regressed to a child-like state, but he wasn’t a pedophile.  Not only was he acquited but there was never any hard evidence that he was fucking little boys.  Now R. Kelly on the other hand…now that is a pedophile that got away with some shit.  There’s a difference.  But I’m not really surprised that O’Reilly let King get away with saying stupid shit.  O’Reilly’s been so busy shoving his feet into his own mouth, he literally doesn’t have a leg to stand on with challenging someone else.  Seriously, you gotta love it when someone who claims to be so “Fair and Balance” and operates in a “No Spend Zone” says stupid shit like:

“Why are Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton making this a racial deal? Jackson bleached his own skin. And then chose white men to provide existence for his in vitro children. Give me a break with all this.”

and

“If he’s such a black American icon, why did he have his kids with white men!?”

Someone ask Bill O’Reilly if Angelina Jolie and Madonna are such White Icons…why they have children by black men….I’m just saying….

Anyway…in addition to those funny outbursts, here’s one from Fox & Friends that’s just bizarre to say the least. I think Brian is channeling his inner-Hitler with this one.  Damn “cross-breeding”. smh…