FacePalm of the Week: Lou Dobbs Thinks The Lorax is Indoctrinating Kids

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Lou Dobbs has a long history of being an idiot.  From race-baiting to flat out bigoted statements, particularly aimed at Latinos to his ridiculous attacks against the “Liberal media” and Liberals “War on America”.  I mean he’s become a cornucopia of ratchet rightwing propaganda and fuckery.  You know what’s odd though? I used to like [...]

FacePalm of the Week: Mark Wahlberg

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Mark Wahlberg is one of today’s biggest action movie stars, but as he sees it, his heroism doesn’t end at a film’s credits. Instead, he fancies himself a real badass off screen, too. In a new interview with Men’s Journal, Wahlberg says that world history would have been different had he not made a fortuitous [...]

FacePalm of the Week: Georgia School Uses Slaves in Math Problems

Gwinnett County parents and activists have blasted the school district’s response following reports that students at a Norcross elementary school received a math worksheet that used examples of slavery in word problems. School district officials said the principal at Beaver Ridge Elementary School will personally work with teachers to come up with more appropriate lessons [...]

FacePalm of the Week: Ron Paul

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Apparently Ron Paul didn’t get the “New Year, New Me” memo.  So now he gets the first Facepalm of 2012. WASHINGTON — Despite recent accusations of racism and homophobia, Republican presidential candidate Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) stuck to his libertarian principles on Sunday, criticizing the historic Civil Rights Act of 1964 because it “undermine[d] the [...]

FacePalm of the Week: The XY Movement – Straight Men Dressing in Women’s Clothing

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Thanks to MissJia for ruining my weekend with this bullshit. No. NO. This is absurd.  It really is.  This fool looks absolutely fucking ridiculous.  But I’m not suppose to say anything because he’s “fighting gender norms” and “getting more in touch with his feminine”  side. Get the fuck outta here. I’m tired of having to [...]

FacePalm of the Week: Michael “I Don’t Know What I’m Talking About” Moore

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I’ve never been a fan of Michael Moore. Never. “But he made Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling for Columbine and other great documentaries” Yeah I don’t care.  First off, I’ve never sat through a whole Moore documentary because to be honest I  view them more as propaganda for his agendas than real informative documentaries.  Anybody can cut [...]

FacePalm of the Week: PETA’s at it Again

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I say it at least 10 times a  year but PETA has horrendous PR people.  They seem to think that any publicity is good publicity and to be honest, when you’re activist and trying to get people to support your cause, coming off as giant douches is never a good look.  PETA doesn’t seem to [...]

FacePalm of the Week: Nicki Minaj

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I want to thank @Phenomblak from “Where’s My 40 Acres” for ruining my week: No your eyes are not deceiving you.  Nicki Minaj is wearing a piece of chicken around her neck.  A piece of gotdamn chicken. Nicki Minaj is the black coon version of Lady Gaga.  I don’t believe a person can represent an [...]

FacePalm of the Week: Fat Man Sues White Castle Over Seat Sizes

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NANUET, N.Y. –  A 290-pound New York man is steaming mad at the White Castle fast-food chain, which he claims repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger. Martin Kessman, 64, filed a lawsuit against the fast-food giant last week in Manhattan federal court, claiming that the uncomfortable booths violate the [...]

FacePalm of the Week: About that Gun Play….

The FBI said former Georgia Tech basketball star Javaris Crittenton was arrested at a Southern California airport Monday night and will face a murder charge in an Atlanta shooting. He was taken into custody at John Wayne Airport after checking in for a Delta Air Lines flight to Atlanta, the FBI said. He was arrested [...]