It’s been a rough week for men.  From the XY Movement, to the cowardly men in the Penn State situation to the release of Drake’s extra soft album. Men can’t catch a break. Even our regular clothes are under attack by this push to make everything “European cut” (i.e. Cut too small for any man who cares about his balls). It’s a sad state of affairs.
While I was walking around the store yesterday, I saw a young man struggling to keep his sagging skinny jeans up and it made me think of what these young men really think a man looks like. I immediately started to blame the entertainment industry but I couldn’t narrow it down to just one individual so I had the bright idea to try to combine them all into one being. So I now present to you, the New Man Daywalker:
All of our weaknesses, none of our strengths. Ladies, this is what you have to look forward to in a few years if you don’t join us in stopping this shit.
…You forgot Kanye. Kanye has had on a kilt and/or jeggings every night of the WTT tour from what I’ve heard.