I’ve heard the name “Kreayshawn” before but I wasn’t really sure what exactly what it was. Then I saw this picture from the VMAs and was reminded why I don’t watch the VMAs:
Kreayshawn looks like Amy Whinehouse if Whinehouse had been addicted to STDs instead of drugs. Rod from the Black Guy Who Tips said it best when he said she looks like a white parody rapper. I honestly can’t believe she’s real or serious. She looks to be more believable as a SNL skit than a real rapper. Even better though is her “sister”, V-Nasty. First off, why any woman would want the name “V-Nasty” is beyond me. I immediately think “vagina nasty” and well, that can never be looked at in a positive light can it? Anyway, in doing some research on just who the hell these poor lost little white girls are, I came across this V-Nasty video:
REAL.FUCKING.TEARS.
Lmao. I want to be offended, but I can’t stop laughing. My first thought is, this is exactly what white people feared about rap music infecting their kids. I take back all my original objections to the generalizations. If this is the result of even 1 white kid listening to rap music, then as a member of the Black Delegation, I am sorry. We didn’t mean for this to happen. I mean look at them, they’re trying so hard too. It looks like she popped the lens out of a pair of Captain Crunch decoder glasses and put them on. And tell me the dude standing next to her doesn’t look like his other car is a Nissan Cube. And what’s up with him leaning over to whisper in her ear all “Drake-like”. Dude looks like his internal bass is set to -100. I just know those fools need to stop fucking around and return those cars before their parents get home.
BUT WAIT….it gets better
Seriously, this is a joke right. “Freestylin on you barbie hoes”? What’s next? “Cakin on you G.I. Joe niggas…” “Thuggin on you Transformer bammas”. What is this? Hasbro hip hop?
This is a SNL skit that has gone viral and people don’t know its satire. I refuse to believe this is to be taken seriously. I mean come on. You want me to believe that the “artist” who did this video:
is legit and is worthy of a VMA “Best New Artist” nomination? Come on. This is a joke. You got me. It’s a good joke. A very good one. Because there’s no way in hell I’m suppose to take these 2 fools seriously. They talk like privileged white kids who listened to Lil Wayne to rebel against their parents and decided they wanted to “Keep it real and gangsta”. Again, to white people…I’m sorry. I had no idea your kids were so impressionable (and stupid) and that left unchecked would enter into such an unbelievable state of fuckery and ridiculousness. I’m now aware of the problem and I will now do my part to slap the headphones out the ears of the next young white kid I see mouthing the words to the Carter IV.
Kriss Cares (but not as much as Drake though)
wait…i already know about the abomination that is Kresyhawn..but V-Nasty?? I thought was just some parody…this can’t be real..? Please, any minute now Ashton Kutcher needs to jump out and say that hip-hop has been punked…
Ahahah! I love this article. You are so right. What bothers me is the misrepresentation of African American culture by those two ignorants white women. My best friends are black and they are highly educated, middle class and have nothing to do with all that “gangsta”thing.
The other thing is the lack of talent. Check her live performance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKH9XJkIfM0
You know the worst part of all of this is that this garbage is allowed to happen because it seems as though we’ve shifted to a Stop Criticizing culture. Anyone who calls this what it is, ear rape with a dirty diseased dildo, will be labeled a “hater” or old head who doesn’t want to see music progress.
I so want Maya Rudolph to do a parody of V-Nasty. It would be brilliant.
I absolutely LOVE “Thuggin’ on you Transformer bammas.” That shit’s gold; I haven’t heard “bamma” since I lived in Maryland in the late 70′s. A+, no snark.
That said, I have a confession: I am black. I fucking love “Gucci Gucci”. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I grew up with first-wave hip hop and go go music, I am not a fan of white girls saying n****, but Gucci Gucci is catchy. I have a lot of songs in my playlist that I would be embarrassed to admit to any of my friends, and that’s probably one.
I knew some girls back when I was a teenager in juvie that were what were colloquially known as “white girls trying to act black”. They used to aquanet their hair and use curling irons and get asymmetrical haircuts to imitate black girls hairdos back then. Some of them had black kids, some of them had black relatives. Some of them said n****, and I didn’t truck with it for obvious reasons,
That all said, I’m not that impressed with the rest of her ouevre, all I’ve ever heard of V Nasty was the “yall need to be hating on this new album” n**** video, so I don’t even know how she is musically.
Maybe she’ll improve with time, maybe she’ll be a flash in the pan. Either way, I’m sure she’s gonna get an education one way or another. I hope growing up may turn her into something formidable, and possibly educated. I’ll pray on it.
You took the words out of my mouth beautifully. THANK YOU. I refuse to take “Kreay Kreay” seriously.
All Yall Sit Down Somewhere V-NASTY AND KREAYSHAWN ARE THE BEST Soo Yeaa
How about we put a .45 into the hands of these rich suburbanites and see what they’re really made of. Think they can walk the walk to pull the trigger and look at a life go away? Talk is cheaper and I’m not buying it. Grow Up, get a real job. Our country focuses to much on paying millions for bull shit. Btw I didn’t watch their vids. I agree with this article.