This might one of the oddest, mind bogglingly scary and unbelievable campaign ads I’ve ever seen.  It starts off like it’s a commercial for the Church of Latter Day Saints then takes a drastic turn towards devil worshiping.  You see this sheep raised up on a pedestal and then “OH NOOOS DE SHEEP IS FALLIN ITS FALLIN.”  Who the hell did Carly Fiorina hire to make this video?  Some Goth Kid from a high school AV Club?

But here’s why this makes sense.  See…Fiorina doesn’t want us to focus on her.  If voters are too busy looking at “Demon Sheep”, they won’t remember that Fiorina was once listed in the Top 20 Worse American CEOs of All Time for her stint at HP.   No really, Fiorina’s time at HP is generally reviewed as being on the same level of Keanu Reeves’ acting skills.  Also, she doesn’t want us to remember she was the financial adviser for John McCain’s 2008 election campaign…the same election where in the middle of a financial crisis John McCain said “I don’t know much about the economy.”  Well hell, can you blame him?  When your financial adviser is one of the worst CEOs of all time, how the hell could you know anything about the economy?  So yes…”Demon Sheep” is a good way for Fiorina to attack her opponent on not being a fiscal conservative while ignoring her own failures.

I can only hope someone dubs Requiem for a Dream over this video.  It would make this EPIC.