Fatties Aren’t Allowed
You all know me.Â You know I don’t have a problem discriminating against fat people.Â As a matter of fact, I often encourage it.Â Many times the ridicule fat people face is that of their own creation.Â Take this group of fat people that got kicked off this dating site.Â I don’t feel bad for them at all.Â First off, you went out of your way to join an elitist ass dating site for “Beautiful People.”Â You wanted to be a self righteous asshole.Â Then knowing that you were part of a site full of other self righteous, self indulgent superficial you let yourself go and gain weight.Â This is like hearing about a guy who abused dogs, having his dogs turn on him and bite his face off.Â I mean, it couldn’t have happened to a better group of assholes.Â This is what you get for trying to act like you were better than everyone else.
When I think Palin…I don’t think Public Relations Firm
Oh this is just too good to be true.Â Bristol Palin…one of the first public relations disasters for then Republican Vice President candidate Sarah Palin, is now creating her own PR Firm?Â You’ve gotta be kidding me.Â The only way BSMP LLC works as a PR Firm is if their clients do the opposite of whatever Bristol Palin says.Â Seriously, proper public relations isn’t in the Palin family blood line.Â Sarah Palin herself is a walking gaffe machine.Â The only reason she’s so popular is that Americans are so stupid, in some kind of idiotic way, her screw ups make her connect even more with the average American.
In a separate but connected subject.Â I found it pretty funny that Bristol Palin is the “ambassador” to the Candie’s Foundation, a pro-abstinence abstinence organization.Â It’s like Tiger Woods being the spokesman for a “Fidelity in Marriage” organization.Â I haven’t forgotten Bristol saying that abstinence-only education isn’t a realistic platform.
Jayson Williams…Really Dude
Jayson Williams is an idiot.Â That is all.
Yet Another Catholic Sex Scandel
This my friends is hilarious.Â How horny do you have to be that you have to have sex in church, while on duty as a police officer.Â I mean I guess we should be thankful that this one time with a sex scandal in a Catholic church that there wasn’t an alter boy involved but still.Â Just stupid all around.
Democrats Shoot Themselves in the Face…Again
You gotta love Democrats and their uncanny ability to commit seppuku.Â Barring health reasons, there really isn’t an excuse for a democrat to retire from the Senate during a democratic administration.Â Hell, we don’t get too many Democratic Presidents and its absurd that after 1 year in office Senator Dorgan (and now also Senator Dodd) will be retiring.Â I will say though, this makes what the President did with Health Care Reform (the rush to get it done and all the compromises) more understandable.Â President Obama realizes that Congress is broken and can’t get anything right.Â So imagine if this Health Care reform bill stretched out to March.Â With the 2010 elections, think about all the other things democrats want that probably wouldn’t happen.Â Democrats won’t have 60 seats after November (that includes Lieberman).Â Imagine how watered down all the bill are going to have to be in order to break Republican filibusters.Â Yeah, so once again you can think a Democratic Congress for shooting itself in the face.
Brit Hume Double Downs on Stupidity
Seriously, Christians, stop this self righteous bullshit.Â It’s quite insulting and disgusting to suggest that somehow your religion is better suited for redemption.Â Christians are just as fucked up as other religions.