Two female Romance language instructors were tossed out of their Brooklyn high school after being caught “undressed” in an empty classroom, sources told the Daily News Tuesday.

Students at James Madison High School in Midwood were watching a talent show in the auditorium while Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were speaking the international language of love, sources said.

A janitor stumbled on French teacher Mauro, 33, and Brito, 29, a married Spanish instructor, and tattled to school officials on Nov. 20.

Both tenured teachers were removed from the classroom and sent to Education Department “rubber rooms” while they’re investigated for misconduct, sources said.

The episode is the talk of the school. Students even set up a Facebook group to discuss the shenanigans – and it already has more than 500 fans. (Source)

First things first.  I am a man.  I am a pig.  I know that two women together mens they are gay, but if pedophiles can claim that they are wired with a propensity to love young kids, then I can claim nature dictates that whenever I think of two hot women together that somehow I can get “in on that”.  Wrong. Yes.  But at least I admit it.  Anyway, going with that, the janitor Robert Colantuoni violated about a half dozen man laws by ratting out these two.  As I said on the podcast when I first mentioned this story, finding two “lipstick lesbians” is like finding a unicorn in the middle of a 4-leaf clover patch.  Hearing that this janitor turned these two in is like hearing stories of a mother who threw away their son’s original X-Men #1 comic book.  It’s just tragic.  I mean a French AND a Spanish teacher?  Dude.  Even without looking at the pictures you know they are hot.  How many female French or Spanish teachers do you know that weren’t hot?  HOW MANY???  You don’t turn these two in.  You blackmail them to let you watch.  Brito’s husband was no fool.  You see what he did.  He denied it.  I’m sure the three of them will discuss this horrible situation…in private….with wine.