Casey Johnson, the troubled heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, is under arrest for grand theft after she allegedly stole dozens of pieces of clothing, jewelry and other items from a supermodel who had befriended and tried to reform her.

Jasmine Lennard said she was away from her Hollywood home for six weeks and returned 12 days ago to find her apartment had been plundered.

She told The Post that the thief stole jewelry, shoes, 600 pages of a legal document, clothing — even her underwear.

The thief also left a bizarre calling card — a used vibrator was found in her bed and a wet towel was on the floor.

Lennard suspected Johnson, whom she said had “been like a little sister to me.”

Then she got a text message from Johnson’s off-again, on-again girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Lennard is a friend of both women.

“There’s a problem, Jaz, Casey Johnson just got into bed with me and she is wearing your underwear,” the message read. “You need to call police. There are documents here, your shoes and your clothing — you need to call the police.”

Lennard called the cops, and they went to Johnson’s Los Angeles home. There they found all of the stolen items, Lennard said. (Source)

Okay this is one of the craziest things I’ve ever read.  And it leaves so many unanswered questions that I want to know…but I’m actually afraid of what the answers would be.  First off, Ms. Lennard said that a used vibrator was found on her bed.  My immediate question is, “How do you know the vibrator is used?”  Was it glistening from va-jay-jay juice?  Did it have a pungent odor to it?  How close did Lennard get to the vibrator? Did she pick it up and felt it being slimy?  I know, its all disgusting to think of.  Then, the other thing that got me was this:

Then she got a text message from Johnson’s off-again, on-again girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Lennard is a friend of both women.

“There’s a problem, Jaz, Casey Johnson just got into bed with me and she is wearing your underwear,” the message read.

Umm, how did Semel know that Johnson was wearing Lennard’s underwear?  Did she tell her or did Semel just know off of sight that those were Johnson’s underwear?  If she recognized them as Johnson’s underwear…that means she’s seen Johnson in her underwear and in that case I’d kill to be the detective doing interviews, taking statements and gathering all the “evidence” in this case.

Seriously though, Casey Johnson is clearly a nut case.  Seriously, this needs to be said:  Rich White Girls Go Crazy.  Its like they get money and then just do everything on impulse.  In this case “impulse” means going to your friends house, masturbating on her bed, leave the evidence there, shower at her house, take her things….then climb into bed with your girlfriend wearing a pair of the underwear you stole.  Yeah…um…rehab is not an option here.  Just lock her ass up in the nuthouse.