Top 10 Reasons Why Obama Should NOT Speak to YOUR Children!
- He is a Celebrity – Who wants someone who pals around with other celebrities to teach our kids. Come on, would you want Paris Hilton or Brittney Spears talking to your kids? Exactly!
- His is Biracial – Americans do not like riding the fence, we are either democrats or republicans (forget Arlen Specter), we are black or white, we are Christian or Muslim, we are Sane or Insane, we are Patriots or Terrorists and there is no in between. Therefore, having a biracial president talking to our kids would only confuse them.
- He smokes cigarettes – We already have a problem with smoking in this country, too many of our teenagers are sneaking around in middle and high schools smoking cigarettes. We have been unable defeat to the tobacco lobbyists (wait, not really we just like taking their money). The one thing that we can do to help address the issue is to not have a smoking president talk to our kids. SmokingReform101!
- His name is Barack Hussein Obama/Muslim – who would want to trust a guy with such a muslim name that is difficult to pronounce and spell. Our kids’ self confidence are at an all time low and they are not doing too well in school, exposing them to such a name would really sink their self confidence levels even more after they try unsuccessfully to spell his name.
- Obamacare/Chief Health Distributor – anyone that thinks that everyone deserves some level of decent health care is clearly a dreamer and there is no place for dreamers in the school system. This is as simple as it gets.
- Supporting Terrorism – He pals around with terrorists and has secret terrorist meetings at night time in the White House (the terrorists aren’t even white…what a shame!). If he only pals around with colored terrorists, then he is a racist and our kids do not need to hear words of inspiration from a president, we will leave that to Bill O’Reilly.
- Obama Family – The dude must be hiding something because there is NO WAY in hell, he has one wife, has always been married to her, never divorced, has 2 kids that seem smart and still relies on extended family (inlaws/grandma) to raise his family. This is NOT American, and we don’t want this being thought in schools. There is too much money to be made in divorces, and we don’t want Obama preaching family values.
- 40 Acres and a Mule – Obama is trying to make up for years of ‘black suppression’ by now suppressing white leaders. He won’t let Hillary Clinton speak her mind; he has found a way to shut Joe Biden up, what is next telling white kids they can only say 5 words in school a day?
- Citizenship – He is not a U.S. Citizen and even worse, he is African. He will try to bring the African education system to replace the American education system in his Education Reform Plan aka Obamaducation. We know those Africans aren’t too smart so we don’t want their cooties or their education. Wait, they are only smart when it comes to corruption and America and Corruption does NOT go together!
- AntiChrist – Obama is AntiChrist and there is no place for these kinds of people of in the school system. We don’t really have ‘Separation of Church and State’ like we claim to and Obama will try to FORCE ‘Separation of Church and State’ that we don’t really have on us…..wait what? Yea exactly!
September 8th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
you’re entitled to your opinion as i am entitled to mine…you’re a close minded asshole.
September 8th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
LMAO at the Anonymous reader who obviously didn’t read the post or can’t pick up on sarcasm. smh
September 8th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
SMH
September 8th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
I hope you are trying to be funny…Did you actually sit down and ready the Sh!t you wrote. Please from now on before you post anything on the internet (even you own web page that can be viewed by the public) get you parents to proofread it first.
September 8th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Jesus Dylan, this is sad. People can’t understand sarcasm anymore. Another anonymous idiot that doesn’t get it.
September 8th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I have to agree with anon. This has sickened me to the most highest levels of sickisity.
September 8th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
yes, i am sickened as well–LOL!
Please understand the sarcasm people. Flip what he is actually saying. it is a mock on what many of these so called conservatives and people who want our President to fail are saying about him.
September 8th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Uhm…the anonymous posters and k.white must not read this column often or fail to understand sarcasm. If it’s the latter, then this is another reason Obama should not speak to our kids…they might try and do some “learn’n in that skool house!” LOL
September 8th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Well, I know k.white is just being an asshole and is being sarcastic about the anonymous posters. LOL.
September 8th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
dis is not nice stuff to say about our prez. ur an ass.
September 8th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
I think the ‘anonymous’ poster is the same person who is being an asshole his/herself….no way in hell more than half a person would even not see this as sarcasm. Then again, if anonymous is actually a real human, and there is actually a 2nd anonymous that backed the first anonymous up….then please go Plax yourselves cause *cough cough*…u were probably better off being either swallowed or talked to by the president.
September 8th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
LOL, okay so I owe k.white an apology. Obviously I don’t get sarcasm either.
September 8th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Now that last comment from me…was NOT sarcasm. There is the difference between sarcasm and what I really mean. lol
September 9th, 2009 at 9:13 am
lol good one mo
September 9th, 2009 at 10:29 am
CTFU @ annonymous…..sarcasm comprehension can’t be THAT dead….
September 18th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
you know what u guys can say all this crap and useless junk about me when all this is fake oh yeah who ever started this website will be tracked until found.
September 18th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
First of all Dylan the Foreigner, even though you are clearly mad and don’t like the president, there are many more people that either like him or don’t like him, the others are just there.
But that doesn’t mean that YOU GET TO PUSH your thought- you know what, I think that what the former president Carter said was right! He said that the only reason why people are acting like this, is because of RACISM!
ADMIT IT! You don’t like what he has done for this nation and this is an INSANITY REPORT from some guy who wants to excercise his freedom of speech, and this is how you use it.
Why don’t you use it for something else?! That would then make more sense.
You really aren’t afraid of what you say- fine with me, but remember- what you say now will reflect upon you and your future. And no, that wasn’t an advice, it was something for you and the world to see.
September 18th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Guest001/Barack Obama – you have the same IP Address, so you can stop with the spam. Maybe if you tried reading instead of spamming you would realize this was SARCASM. Reading is fundamental jackass.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
This is why people (not just students) needed to listen to the President about staying in school….damn idiots.
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:51 am
wow, and this was posted relatively recent
it’s funny as hell though if its sarcastic
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
hahaahhahahahaahaha
September 25th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
guest001 you are a complete idiot… suck a fat one
October 8th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Stay in school people!
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Obama can read whatever he wants from the teleprompter, but the minute he starts indoctrinating his socialist/commie agenda all is lost lol.
Actually it’s suprising how liberal our k-12 system is that once people actually work and make a living, most people become quite conservative lol.
So most people don’t stay dumb forever. There is hope
Go America!
October 30th, 2009 at 11:41 am
You need counseling…how are u to say Obama is un-american..he is the def. of America..Can no one see how he represents us all. this melting pot of a country we live in…he is proof that America may perhaps be united and can look at each other in equality. He is a model of perfection and imperfection…he is average yet above average…but of course there are so many foolish and closed minded ppl like some of you that its disgusting . shame on u….may God bless your ignorant souls.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Anonymous….I hope you’re responding to one of the comments and not this actual post which is CLEARLY SARCASM when taken in context of what it says and what else has been posted on this site
October 30th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Kriss, this is YOUR audience, the kind that can’t even understand you’re sarcasm lollers. I understand you’re sarcasm, but the funny thing is, it’s absolutely true. hahah. But yeah, I agree with Anonymous, you need counseling haha.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
omg this is hella funny….
like… the perfect dose of dry wit
i sooo wish Cobert could read this out on his show!
*ahem* you my friend, are a TRUE AMERICAN to be reckoned with
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:53 pm
It does not matter anymore wether we vote a republican a democrat or any other status quo moron into the political arena. The vast majority of them are idiots to financial matters, defense matters nor family values. These days the “family value” is of the higher percentile belonging on jerry springer. They wont care about family value and the higher percentage of the younger dumber voter who is without a good job or with a job that pays little , will vote for anyone who makes sense to their desires, no matter how unrealistic those promises may become. Barrack Obama has preyed upon the vision of the american dream and turned the people who have achieved it into thieves in the mind of his voters. Ask yourself this if you are behind this new (4 years) political belief system.. Do you pay an equal percentage of taxes which contibute to the government and defense of this country as do those who earn much more than you? Do you? Some of you are simply bottom feeders that pay nothing in federal incom taxes and acually feed upon an earned income credit which pays you more than you even payed in….acting as if there is a glitch in the tax system which allows you to get away with thievery. Did you “:earn” any extra money or did you allow your vote to steal it from someone who earned it? You Barrack Obama voters and backers really are stupid, currently we have health care for poor people, medicade and medicare, do we not? So the poor people arent in need of this health care. No it is the vast numbers of the middle class who “dont want to pay for the health care that is offered in the private sector. They want it as an entitelement. So the middle class has become the beggars which will in turn raise the cost of the food and products they purchase. Prices which will rightfully be raised by the businesses that are taxed or forced (however the producers may succumb to this) to pay for this entitlement. I cant say that Obama is not a good image for america in relation to the american racism debate. I feel that it is good that we voted a half black president with a muslim related named as president at the precise moment we were fighting the muslim belief system from a country surrounded with racial media. We just should have made it a black president with some idea of what our founding fathers developed and envisioned. Instead this pres refers to “the founding documents” no no these are the fathers and no president should state otherwise. To state otherwise is to show ill regard for the MEN that made all this possible.
Why do so? Democrat does not need to blur the lines. We were once a nation that believed in slavery and black and white. However, we were also a nation that didn’t believe in slavery and black and white at the same time. Int he heart of nearly every american is the belief that all men are created equal.
There are a few assholes in the bunch but created equal has been envisioned, developed and envisioned by our founding fathers, not “documents” . That really pisses me off that he would say that.enough said
today Obama says he is open to suggestions about job creation. I say that if Rich people have earned the money and they have money then rather than find new ways to steal it and “give” it away the lower taxes for small business, create newer and easier loan programs to small business, creat a 50 percent tax rebate on new home impact fees, and finally and if no one else will say it, STOP STOP trying to keep inflation down by shipping manufactuiring jobs overseas. And if we continue (for some unknown reason to ship jobs overseas) use every import tax to creat new jobs AND raise import taxes. The chinese will bitch and moan but so what we agreed to pay them with dollars and dollars is what they get no matter what the value.
I could rant for hours so lets just all say, I WILL PAY MY OWN WAY AND THANK THE PRODUCERS WHO INVEST THEIR MONEY TO ALLOW ME TO PAY MY OWN WAY. OTHERWISE I AM A MAGGOT SUCKING THE NUTRIENTS OUT OF GARBAGE.
January 19th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
haha fags this is what he thinks no need to hate on the guy.
March 28th, 2010 at 9:54 am
Here is a list of the Nigger’s accomplishments!!!! Impeach that no good bastared and kill his nigglet family too!
•Passing the “largest” economic stimulus bill in American history.
•Ordering the closing of Guantanamo Bay military detention facility and abolishing “enhanced interrogation techniques.”
•Setting a fixed timetable for withdrawing U.S. combat forces from Iraq.
•Ordering 21,000 additional troops to Afghanistan and enlisting, with modest new assistance, European allies in a new multi-layered strategy there and in Pakistan.
•”Returning science to its rightful place” by lifting the Bush restrictions on federally funded embryonic stem cell research.
•Signing laws to expand children’s health insurance (financed by a 61-cent per pack increase in the federal cigarette tax the adviser did not tout).
•Signing a law meant to improve the ability of women who allege pay discrimination to sue their employer.
•Diminishing the role of lobbyists in the White House
•”Forge a meaningful statement from the United Nations” criticizing North Korea’s launch of a ballistic missile.
•Lifting travel and remittance restrictions for Cuban Americans who seek to travel more frequently to the island and send more US currency to their immediate family.
•Appointed the first Latina to the US Supreme Court
•Engaging world leaders in Europe, Turkey, Latin American and the Caribbean with “strength and humility.”
Plenty more accomplishments to consider:
•Within one year, pulled the US economy out of its nose dive, revived credit markets & nudged the economy towards growth of 2.2% in final quarter
•Also within one year, halted the devastating rate of monthly job losses he inherited, from an average 700,000 monthly in the first quarter of 2009, to 35,000 in first quarter 2010 – a major achievement the last administration was not capable of doing
•Passed the American Recovery & Reinvestment Act of 2009 in February – has played a key role in turnaround of economy over the last 3 quarters http://www.recovery.org
◦Stopped decline & grew GDP – from a -6.4% drop in 1st Qtr 2009, to -0.7 rate in 2nd Qtr and +2.2% growth in 3rd Qtr
◦Further 2010 growth in GDP is estimated at 4.4% by year end
◦$90 billion invested in clean energy economy of the future – jobs, lower dependence on foreign oil, enhance national security, clean environment
◦$10.5 billion investment in modernization of national electric grid
◦$18 billion for upgrades & modernization of public transport systems, including new high speed rail
◦$23 billion investment incentives to small businesses
◦Over $1billion in job training grants for jobs in new clean energy sectors
◦Tax credits to stimulate development of clean energy manufacturing – wind turbines, solar panels, electric vehicles, batteries, etc
◦Distributed education grants to US states, to keep teachers in schools
◦$1 billion investment in advancing use of cutting edge Health IT – By 2014, HIT will be made available to 100,000 hospitals & physicians & thousands of people trained for careers in HIT & health care, from nurses and pharmacy techs to IT technicians and trainers.
◦$650 million for Communities Putting Prevention to Work, public health program to address obesity, increase physical activity, improve nutrition, and decrease smoking.
◦Subsidized extended COBRA benefits for unemployed
◦NOT ONE REPUBLICAN VOTED “YES” FOR THIS IMPORTANT BILL, NOW CREDITED AS SAVING US ECONOMY FROM DISASTER, BY SEVERAL INDEPENDENT NON-PARTISAN GROUPS
•Passed the largest middle-class tax cut in history – $288 billion
•Saved, or created around 2,000,000 US jobs
•Cash for Clunkers Program:
◦690.114 new cars sold
◦Dept of Transportation claims 52,000 jobs were saved
•Guided GM & Chrysler through bankruptcy
•Passed the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act
•Passed the Human Rights Enforcement Act of 2009
•Passed the Credit Card Holders Bill of Rights Act of 2009
•Passed Ryan White CARE Act of 2009 – repealed HIV entry ban
•Approved California’s adoption of car emission standards for cleaner air & climate control – had been blocked by President Bush for 6 years
•Launched the White House Food Safety Working Group – initiative to modernize the US food safety systems & better protect Americans http://www.foodsafetyworkinggroup.com
•Lived up to campaign promise & helped file the Foreign Account Tax Compliance Act of 2009, which
◦Repeal tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas & replace with incentives to create jobs in USA
◦Crack down on US citizens & companies using offshore accounts to avoid paying taxes -22,000 parties identified & $210 billion in back taxes and penalties to be collected over next 10 years
◦Collected $780 million fine from UBS for offshore banking violation
•President Obama has cracked down on high level of financial losses from across-the-board fraud & abuse of Medicare (estimated $600 billion lost over last decade from inattention to Medicare fraud)
◦January 2010 National Summit on Health Care Fraud
◦New inter-agency Health Care Fraud Prevention and Enforcement Action Team (HEAT) introduced – http://www.stopmedicarefraud.gov
◦5 new Strike Force Teams added in 5 new cities – 13 more to be added in 2011 (Strike Force teams have collected $250 million in restitutions, fines & penalties since 2008)
◦Expanded Health Care Fraud and Abuse Control (HCFAC) Program – $13.1 billion has been returned to Medicare
◦7 new Obama initiatives, starting in 2010/2011 will generate a further $15 billion in savings for Medicare over next 10 years
◦Successful completion of largest pharmaceutical fraud case awards Medicare $2.5 billion from Pfizer
◦January 2010 launch of nation’s first Health Security Strategy – comprehensive strategy to protect Americans’ health during a national emergency
June 27th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
SOCIALISM SOCIALISM all the way baby
August 21st, 2010 at 3:44 pm
This is the Most ‘HIP’ Article that I’ve Read in a Long Time, of Course I Just Stumbled onto the SITE but Not Stumbled By The Article!
Keep the Truth Coming & Alive even as Facetious is My Favorite Means!