The biggest compliant I always hear from women is that “There aren’t any good men” (conversely men say “There aren’t any good women left”).¬† Personally I think that is not only a load of horse dung but it’s a way to shift attention away from the real problem.¬† The real problem is,that something you are doing (or not doing) is keeping good men from being attracted to you.
So here’s¬† list of some things women do that can turn a good man off (Don’t worry ladies, TMD will be writing the other side of this soon).
I refuse to talk to a woman who smokes.¬† Period.¬† Most men don’t want to either.¬† First off, there’s the obvious.¬† Its 2009, we know that the Surgeon General’s warning isn’t a suggestion.¬† Mofos are dying from smoking.¬† Not like it should take a genius to figure that shit out.¬† Think about it.¬† If I told you that your body needs oxygen and expels carbon monoxide as a toxin and then hand you this flimsy stick of paper stuffed with grounded up leaves and then told you to stick it in your mouth, light it up and then inhale the toxic CO2 along with a minute amount of another toxin, nicotine…are you really surprise that its bad for you and turns your lungs into a black gunky mess?¬† So right off the bat, seeing a woman who still smokes speaks volumes to her decision making capabilities…i.e. she has none.¬† Obviously she doesn’t heed well established warnings.¬† But to make it worse, women are overly aware of their appearance.¬† If that’s the case, how can you smoke?¬† Not only does smoking eventually turn your skin into the same texture as an old catcher’s mitt, but then the smell seeps into your skin and hair and you then walk around smelling like the “Black Death.”¬† Ever tried holding someone that’s been smoking close to you?¬† It’s like cuddling with a laundry bag full of old socks and underwear.¬† Ass + foot funk != Me wanting to have you close to me.
Always Talking about her sexiness
Women always talk about how men only care about the superficial things but the truth is, we only care about them so much because you all do.¬† Women talk about appearance 10 times more than guys do.¬† While we appreciate you keeping it sexy, hearing about it every 5 minutes is annoying as fuck.¬† I’ve said it before, if you have to keep talking about your sexy, chances are, you aren’t’ really that sexy…and you know it.¬† You’re just trying to convince yourself.¬† That means you have self esteem issues and honestly, next to “Mommy & Daddy issues”, self esteem issues are high on the list of emotional issues that men just don’t have the energy to deal with.¬† In addition to that, being vain just promotes your own shallowness and trust me, no guy really wants a shallow woman.¬† He might date a shallow woman.¬† He might fuck a shallow woman.¬† Hell, he might even marry a shallow woman.¬† But he won’t be faithful or really have respect for a shallow woman.
Her best friends are whores
To quote Jay-Z:
You betta keep her away from my balling clique
Keep her out of nightclubs all in the mix
From hanging out with chicks who be swallowing dicks
Ladies, you’re always worried about the guys your man hangs around.¬† Why?¬† Because you think he’ll contract whorism by osmosis.¬† Well, that shit works both ways.¬† While women overtly dig up info on their man’s friends and associates…fellas do it covertly.¬† We know that your recently engaged friend was sucking someone else’s dick in the backseat of a car.¬† We know that your friends rival Superhead in the number of cocks they see in a week. Chances are your girls are some cum dumpsters (Real Talk).¬† Your need to hang out with them and around them all the time only adds to our suspicions.¬† Now I’m not saying you shouldn’t hang around them.¬† What I’m talking about is feeling the need to go hang out with and take advice from your “can’t-keep-a-man” friends that somehow can’t leave the bammas that’s cheating on them but somehow know what you need to do with your life.¬† The cock smell is still fresh on her breath from last night (and it’s a different cock smell than the day before) and you want to take advice on “how to keep a man” from her.¬† Please…good men don’t have time to deal with that kind of foolishness.
She really believe Oprah/Tyra
Women that listen to Oprah amaze me.¬† Here we have a woman that tries to give other women advice on relationships and “dropping the dead weight” when she has the Steadman, the most famous freeloader in history attached to her hip.¬† And the most amazing thing is, she doesn’t even try to reconcile it.¬† And then there’s Tyra Banks who I think rivals Mariah Carey in the “Extremely beautiful woman but she’s bat shit insane” category.¬† Listen, losers are good at one thing…………losing.¬† Yeah, I know, the logic is that because they’ve been through it, they can give you advice on how not to make the same mistakes they made.¬† That makes sense if they actually followed their own advice, but they don’t.¬† This isn’t the case of the blind leading the blind.¬† It’s much worse.¬† This is the blind selling corrective lens to the blind.¬† When a good man sees a woman reading or following tips from these relationship rejects he automatically thinks to himself “She really thinks that shit is suppose to work?”¬† To put it another way ladies it’s like finding your man reading a book on how to please a woman written by a 40 year old virgin.¬† Most people wouldn’t hirer a plumber with a “Plumbing For Dummies” book in his bag, why would you think men want women who need to buy a book to tell them common sense things?
High Maintenance Women
While this seems self explanatory, I think I need to explain what a high maintenance woman really is.¬† Every woman claims to be high maintenance.¬† But here’s the deal.¬† I drive a BMW.¬† The maintenance costs are through the roof.¬† But my return on investment (ROI) is extremely favorable.¬† I might pay $1,500 for brakes but I know that my car will stop when I want it to and that overall, it gives me my monies worth.¬† Woman who demand to be treated well and reciprocate that and treat their man equally as well aren’t really high maintenance.¬† Men will gladly pay the higher maintenance fees on a woman that is worth it.¬† What really turns us off are the woman that are pennies and want dollar status. A relationship is supposed to be two-way interaction.¬†Everyone woman claims to be “independent” but when you look at the whole picture, very few are.¬† Good men want real independent women, not codependents.¬† Women turn a lot of men off when they claim they want someone to take care of them.¬† Listen, in a relationship you’re suppose to take care of each other.¬† It should be implied that a man will take care of his woman just like she should take care of her man.
She Can’t Cook
The number of women these days that openly admit that they “can’t cook” is astonishing these days.¬† A good man doesn’t need a woman to cook for him (because he can cook for himself) but as the old saying goes “The best way to a man’s heart is through is stomach”.¬† But it’s not just that.¬† When a woman says she can’t cook, the first thought in a lot of good men’s minds is “How the hell do you take care of yourself?”¬† Eating or ordering out not only wears on the wallet but it also wears on your health.¬† Good men notice these things.¬† You can’t take care of yourself, but if we were to get married you’re suppose to be able to take care of our kids?¬† Many women might not know this but yes, good men do think about whether the woman they are with is wifey material and if she can be the mother of their children.¬† Not being able to cook puts a “FAIL” in that category.
She’s Not Smart OR She Lack Common Sense
Intelligence is a natural aphrodisiac.¬† If you’re an uneducated woman, don’t expect to land a Prince Charming.¬† I’m not saying it can’t happen, just highly improbable.¬† Guys want to be able to hold a real conversation with their significant other.¬† You can’t just stimulate a guys penis and expect to hold onto him.¬† You need to also stimulate his mind.¬† I know what you’re thinking “But Kriss, dumb bitches get married all the time.”¬† You’re right, they do.¬† But I don’t know too many dumb bitches that are happily married unless they are married to an equal dumbass.¬† Some also just might be so dumb they are oblivious to their husband stepping out on them.¬† This is really simple to me and I also believe it to be well known.¬† Men fuck the dumb chick with the phat ass and make love to the intellectual woman.¬† In the long run the woman that lacks common sense or can’t display an ounce of intelligence will always lose to the woman who does.¬† And let’s not forget the common sense factor.¬† There are a lot of “smart idiots” walking around.¬† You might have a degree or two, a good paying job and a house but that doesn’t mean¬† you aren’t dumb as¬† a sack of rocks.¬†¬†¬† The ultimate goal of a good man is to find a woman that can be there by his side and be his support system when he needs it.¬† If you can’t hold an intelligent conversation or can’t do menial tasks because you can’t figure them out, you’re not going to attract a good man.¬† Period.