This Is Why She Didn’t Need To Have More Kids

If there was any doubt that “Octo-Mom”, Nadya Suleman, was a nut case, her 911 audio tape (posted below) should alleviate all of it.  Now in normal situations, not being able to find your child would cause panic.  But there are several things about this call that make me think Suleman went past the normal hysterical mom and into the realm of insane.  First off, during the call she says the last time she saw her son was an hour ago.  Wait, so he’s been missing for an hour and you’re just now trying to get help?  Then at one point she asks the two year old “Where’s JJ?”  Right, because the 2 year old is going to be able to give you GPS directions to his brother’s location.  Never mind the fact that Suleman even admits that the 2 year old wasn’t with JJ.  Also, I need to point out that while I originally thought this occurred at a mall somewhere…this actually happened at Suleman’s house.  She misplaced her child in her own house.  And people think that she’s capable of taking care of 14 kids.

But the real kicker is when she starts saying she’s going to kill herself.  While normally I’m a proponent of ignorant people taking their own lives, when you’re the mother of 6 with 8 more on the way…it’s a little too late to be talking about killing yourself…especially when you’re in front of your other kids.  Even the 911 operator has to tell the bitch to calm the fuck down and stop saying she’s going to kill herself around her other kids.  Right after that, the 5 year old miraculously shows up.  Now, Suleman claims that he went “For a walk” but I think the bitch just lost her mind and forgot how many kids she had.

Birth control people.  Buy it.  Use it.  Love it.  We need a Constitutional Amendment to ensure some people are forced to get their tubes tied.