I hate conservatives. Really I do. Well, let me rephrase that. I’m a little conservative myself. Personally, I wouldn’t want abortion to be an option if my girlfriend got pregnant. In my mind, when I think of marriage, I think of a man and a woman. But the difference between me and the right wing retards in the republican party is that I don’t believe that my personal beliefs should be forced onto those around me. So I don’t think that because I don’t want my girlfriend to have an abortion that my opinion and belief should be forced on another couple. And I don’t think that just because I see marriage as between a man and a woman doesn’t mean that two guys that love each other should be denied the same right as a heterosexual couple. So it’s not that I hate all conservatives. There’s nothing wrong with having conservative view points. I have a problem with being a conservative and being a complete dickwad about it by trying to force your ideals and beliefs on all those around you instead of compromising or realizing that two people can exist and be cordial to one another even if they don’t agree. Seriously, when you listen to these people speak you wonder just how out of touch one group of people can be with reality.
So last week was the Conservative Political Action Conference. It was basically an orgy of antiquated ideas, fear mongering and group think. There’s their use of the term “Islamofacism” to over simplify the “enemy” and problems causing the War on Terror. It’s the typical m.o. of this group; To use a made up word to generate fear instead of using logic to identify and address a problem. It’s quite sad actually that conservatives blatantly use the word “Islamofacism” in an attempt to relate Islam to Fascism. Islam is already (unfortunately) associated with Anti-Semitism and to attach it to a word like Fascism is just fanning the flames on a gasoline lit fire. And to make matters worse, they don’t seem to understand that their heavy handed rhetoric, “tough talk” and over the top policies only alienates the very people they are trying to “liberate”.
Then there’s the “gay issue”. I honestly think that most conservatives when in the confines of their own home masturbate to gay porn while wrapped in an American Flag blanket surrounded by life-sized posters of Ronald Reagan with self written “I love you”/“I miss you” notes all over their walls. Seriously, when you have conservatives like Mark Foley (sending sexual messages to underage boys in the page program), Larry Craig (“wide stance”), Bob Allen (“I only took the $20 to blow him because he was a big black guy”) and many more, it makes me think that those republicans that complain so much about the “gay agenda” like Rick Santorum are actually slurping down penis on the weekends. I don’t know about you, but it makes perfect sense to me that most right wing conservatives are closet homosexuals. They fight gay marriage and gays much like how some people make fun of and deny liking the person they secretly lust for. Then there’s how they went crazy over Bill Clinton’s completely heterosexual blow job. I sometimes wonder if they would have gone so crazy if instead of Monica, it had been Michael…
Anyway, back to the conference of idiots last week. Conservatives had the 4 big names in the republican party there to speak in order to complete their conservative circle jerk. Three (well, two now) Republican Presidential candidates and the head douche bag himself, President George Bush.
I think Jon Stewart said it best when Mitt Romney basically said that he was dropping out of the race so that democrats couldn’t win, which would be a “surrender to terror.” Fuck You!!! I think it’s absolutely ridiculous that a political official can make a statement like that and not be laughed off the stage. Seriously, I wonder if those brain dead fucktards that were clapping as Romney made that retarded ass statement really thought about what he was implying. If a democrat winning the general election is surrendering to terrorists, that means voting for democrats is supporting terrorism. So the millions of Americans that have been showing up to vote in the Democratic caucuses and primaries (in numbers higher than Republicans I might add) are aiding and abiding terrorists and should be locked up in Gitmo as enemy combatants. Listening to Romney’s speech about was like watching child porn. I knew it was wrong and I was completely disgusted and wanted to turn away. Yet I continued to watch to see just how far and disgusting it would get. In the end I wanted to take a BRILLO pad to my ear drums to try to scrub the garbage that man spewed.
I really was a John McCain fan a few years ago. In case you don’t remember, McCain was the republican that republicans used to hate because he would quietly (actually, not so quietly) go tell them to go fuck themselves when the party would do something incredibly stupid. I don’t remember very many republicans saying that President Bush and his Administration were mismanaging the war. But McCain did. But that all changed after 2004. After some serious rumors that McCain could end up being picked by Kerry to be his running mate, McCain all of the sudden changed his tone and became best friends with G.W. To be perfectly honest, the change in John McCain was so sharp to me that I’m beginning to think it’s some kind of Manchurian Candidate type shit. Anyway, I found it hilarious that the man who said as President he would follow Osama Bin Laden to the ‘gates of Hell’ and that he didn’t see a problem with being in Iraq for 100+ years would have to defend himself as being conservative enough. I mean the guy says he wants to have Roe v Wade overturned. What more does he have to do? Call for gays to be put into internment camps? Wait, let me stop giving these fools ideas.
Is it me or can you see Huckabee 10 years from now on the side of the road like one of those homeless guys with a sign that says “Will suck penis for votes?”
President Bush (The head douchebag himself)
Probably the worse president in US history. The National debit is just under ten trillion dollars. We borrow money from countries like China at an exponential rate. We are involved in a war that is a major financial sinkhole. Katrina and the failures of FEMA. All time low approval ratings. Yet the fools at this conference had the nerve to chant “Four more years” when Bush ended his speech. Are you serious? This man almost single handedly ruined our standing in the world and ruined our economy…and these fools want 4 more years? If that doesn’t explain why right wing republicans are idiots, I don’t know what does.