WTF Wednesday: Celebrities and Politicians Have Lost Their Minds

Spears says she hit rock bottomWith that double chin she’s growing, it looks like she hit the rock bottom of a tub of Ben & Jerry’s double chocolate fudge. I don’t think any superstar has fallen off this hard since Whitney Houston. There is a slight difference though. Whitney wasn’t as young as Britney and [...]

Kriss’s New Immigration Bill: If You Are Illegal…Go Home

So I’m sitting here on Memorial Day, reading the details of the new Immigration Bill. Normally, I would attempt to take my time and read the Bill before commenting on it. I actually did that for the Patriot Act. However, this new Immigration Bill is 628 pages long and while the Patriot Act is 342 [...]

Why I’m Not Allowed to Make Movies or TV Shows

Growing up I used to watch the Sci-Fi channel a lot. That led to me watching a plethora of really cheesy and bad movies. Seriously, the acting and quality of a Sci-Fi channel movie is about 1-step above your typical Star Wars fan flick. In particular, I used to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000. In [...]

WTF Wednesday: Bring it Back

Yeah, I know it’s Friday. You gotta problem with WTF Wednesday happening on Friday? Yeah well…sue me. Democrats back down to PresidentI would just like to take this time to say: “I told you so”. I told you when the Democrats got elected that nothing would change. All politicians are liars. Did you really think [...]

Why I Can’t Mess With the Overly Religious

To put it bluntly, they are either stupid or mindless drones. First off, I’m not an atheist. I believe in God. If you were going to throw me into one of the defined “religions”, it would have to be Christianity. However, I’m not a religious person. I can’t stand “religion”. Not only does religion seem [...]

Riding the Train

Yeah so I haven’t written anything since last Monday. I’m slipping like a midget wearing an XL magnum. I would really like to make up some sort of lie and say that I’ve been busy working on a multi-million dollar business plan or that I’ve been swamped at work. The truth of the matter is…I’ve [...]

Kriss’ Slut Rating Guide

Unless you’ve been living under a rock as of late, you’ve undoubtedly heard of the incident involving Akon and the 14 year old at a Trinidad concert. Fox News and the gang have gone as far as calling it “simulated rape.” Utterly ridiculous. Nowhere has there been mention as to how this 14 year got [...]

NAACP Proves Its Irrelevance

NAACP to Bury "N" Word *sigh* Here we go again. I had to reread this story three times just to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating. After realizing that I wasn’t having a psychotic breakdown, I then proceeded to check my calendar. I thought maybe the NAACP had confused May 1st with April 1st, and that [...]

GOP Presidential Candidates Debate

I think that I’m a pretty fair guy. If not completely fair, then I think I try my best to get as close to fair as humanly possible. It is for that reason and that reason alone that I sat through watching the GOP Candidate debates last Thursday. I had a hard enough time staying [...]

Top Ten Reasons Spiderman 3 Sucked

This past Friday I was really excited. Spiderman 3 came out and I just knew it would be the first in a long list of surefire blockbusters to come for the “summer”. So I went and caught the 9:15 show. Well, about an hour in I was fighting the urge to get up, walk out, [...]