Jack’s back!!! Woo hoo!!! It’s about damn time 24 came back on TV. I love this show. Now let me get this straight. Jack’s been being tortured by the Chinese for 2 years and in 4 hours he’s already killed 2 terrorists, shot his right hand man Curtis (I hope that dude ain’t dead), and seen a nuclear bomb go off. And that’s all before the major plot twist. Gotdamn!!!! I knew this season was going to be crazy when Jack killed his first terrorist by biting his carotid artery and then spiting out the chunks of flesh and blood like chewing tobacco. Seriously….WTF

A few weeks back I was in training for my job. So I’m sitting there, half falling asleep during the slide about ‘Diversity at the Workplace’ when the trainer is started talking about different charities partners give to. He mentions the UNCF. That’s supposed to be ‘United Negro College Fund’, but I swear this dude said ‘United Nigger Fund’. Now, I was half sleep, but my eyes instantly opened and looked around the room. I noticed something very interesting. First off: All the white people in the room got real tense. They weren’t trying to give off that they heard that, and since the trainer went on speaking like he didn’t say that (he did have like a 5 second hesitation when he knew he had fucked up), they acted like they didn’t hear it. But they all instantly got kinda nervous and shit. Then I looked at the black people. We were all confused like shit. Oh man. Without causing any major movements everyone started looking around at each other. Finally I looked at this one dude and he looked at me and we both instantly knew what we were thinking. I mouthed ‘Did I just hear that right?’, and dude just shook his head like ‘yup’. Man we were busted out laughing. At the break, me and dude confronted the trainer, but he swore up and down that he didn’t say that. Honestly, I don’t think he was a racist or that he meant to say it. Still, the way the whole joint went down was funny as shit. I mean come on…saying ‘nigger’ during a diversity slide? LOL…WTF

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/01/12/australia.birds.ap/index.html
5000 birds fall dead from the sky in Australia (800 did the same in the US somewhere too I think) and there’s no big ‘News Break’ about it? I’m sorry I must have missed the memo that said that shit like that was normal…WTF

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/01/11/katrina.insurance.ap/index.html
Such a fucking scam. Corporations in this country rape the average American on a regular and all the Government does is say ‘Me next’ when tax time comes…WTF

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/14/boys.found.ap/index.html
LOL. Come on. An hour from home for 4 years? Of course all the ‘mental health experts’ are going to say he was traumatized or didn’t fully understand, but that’s all bullshit. I know that I’m not going to be kidnapped and then riding a bike around my new neighborhood like everything is ok….WTF

More proof Fox News is full of crap. I was watching it and while every other channel was talking about this ‘new strategy in Iraq’, they are talking about the War…the War between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donald. Give me a fucking break…WTF

Yo…my ‘Stomp the Yard’ post has like 70 comments. Apparently some people from VTech are in the documentary or something. I might be arrested for being an asshole across state lines…WTF

Putting Icy Hot on your hamstring is the devil. Every man knows this. That shit starts creeping around to your balls. Then your balls start tingling like they are on fire. Like the Caveman in the Geico commercial said ‘Not Cool Man, Not Cool’….WTF

Strahan paying $15.3 million to his wife. Man, this negro needs to call OJ for some advice…quick. Seriously though, that’s some bullshit. That bitch didn’t do shit to earn that $15 million. Like she was staying home to take care of the house and kids all those years. As much money as he makes, they have a nanny and a gang of housekeepers. So other than being a piece of ass, what did she do to earn that? Bitch should have been lucky to get $1 million. Strahan is an idiot for not having a prenup but this shit is absurd. I’m going to have to make another post about this…WTF

Another post I will leave for another day: Stop watching ‘I Love New York’. My frat brother came over on Monday and wanted to watch that bullshit (during 24? WRONG!!!!). More people need to understand that if you watch this bullshit, they’ll continue to make this cooning bullshit. Sad thing is: It was on Monday…during Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday. Any black person that watched it on Monday should be fucking ashamed of themselves. And I don’t want to hear any of that ‘But everyone else is watching it’ bullshit either. If everyone else put on black face and started tap dancing would you? Yeah…I didn’t think so…WTF