
"Zoe Saldana got second billing in the biggest movie in history, but Bey's non-acting ass is the #1 AA actress?"
"Cause when shit hits the fan, I want to go into my backyard and plant seeds"
"Women are some of the biggest hypocrites when it comes to this crap"
"If I told you Saddam Hussein was a CIA assassin, you'd think I was making shit up...but it's true"
"So does the 'Bill Clinton' aka 'The Presidential' count as sex?"
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Funniest part: “They need to make big profits to afford to give health insurance to their employees….its expensive”
If I wasn’t black I’d think that Lewis Black was my uncle or something.
I don’t remember a time when one of Fox New’s anchors has openly roasted another big name Fox News star. I’ve always felt that Shep didn’t need to be on Fox because he was too smart to be there. This might just be the funnest thing I’ve seen in a while though.
LMAO. When I first saw this commercial I thought I was hullucinating. I honestly can’t believe they ran this. You know there’s some uptight asshole out there that will complain about women shaking their butts (even though they are square) using Sponge Bob images, talking about how it will “damage our kids.” Because some people can’t have fun, fully expect this commercial not to last long. But until then, enjoy it. Honestly, I don’t even know what Burger King was trying to promote with this commercial. LOL
Some memorable lines:
“like you have phone book implants”
“2 x 2 x 2 square trouser”
Let me start off by saying I’m not a big fan of Cam’s music. I also still remember him and that pink fur coat. So him and his choices in fashions have us at odds. However, dude can be funny when he wants to be and this video here “Letters to Cam” is pretty hilarious. “What’s 16 homo minus 16 homo?” LMAO
Posted on 12 March 2010
A Mississippi high school faces a lawsuit over its decision to cancel its prom rather than allow a lesbian high school student to attend with her girlfriend. The lawsuit, filed by the American Civil Liberties Union, alleges that officials at Itawamba Agricultural High School in Fulton, Mississippi, are violating the student’s [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 11 March 2010
I love my people. I really do. But I need us to get our act together. Too many of us have been lulled into a false sense of intellectual entitlement. What do I mean? I mean that there are a lot of people out there that think just because they went to college they are [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 10 March 2010
I really really really hope that’s not a real tattoo. I’m really hoping that this girl did this with a sharpie. I really really hope so. Otherwise…she’s a lost soul that needs help. She doesn’t need Jesus but a whole brain transplant. Apparently this girl is a Weezy fan and was outside the courthouse when [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 10 March 2010
So Marc Thiessen goes on the Daily Show and I guess he didn’t get the memo that being interviewed by Jon Stewart isn’t like getting a fluff job from Joe Scarborough. Thiessen comes on the show with basic GOP talking points that Jon Stewart easily dismantled. I particularly liked the part where Stewart set Thiessen [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 10 March 2010
Sometimes I come across a story that is so asinine, words in the English language aren’t fit to describe it. I came up with the word “TurdGargler” after I read what Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell and Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli are doing in their state. Turd Gargler 1 : Someone who spews so much bullshit, their [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 09 March 2010
Yes because when the government goes to shit, the first thing I want to do is hop out in my back yard and plant seeds that will take weeks to germinate and months to grow. This commercial played on Fox News during the hour for Glenn Beck. Fox News likes to claim they [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 09 March 2010
So once again, because I’m a sucker for punishment, as I drove into work I listened to the Russ Parr Morning Show and their “People Poll”. I know I shouldn’t do it, but since I don’t drink coffee, listening to people discuss things with the intelligence of a tree slug wakes me up in the [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 08 March 2010
Police say a bear bit off a woman’s fingers at a Wisconsin zoo after she ignored barriers and warning signs to try to feed the animal. The Lincoln Park Zoo in Manitowoc closed after the incident Friday morning. Police say the 47-year-old woman lost a thumb and a forefinger, and two other fingers were partially severed. The [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 05 March 2010
I’m a pretty frank person. I say how I feel. Sometimes it’s not politically correct or even realistically feasible. But a lot of times I give a ‘raw emotion’ response. This morning on Twitter was one of those times when, as usual, I responded with raw emotion on how I felt about a particular subject. [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 05 March 2010
I can’t lie. I’ve heard some pretty stupid and facepalm worthy things before but I think the American Family Association is taking the prize with this one: What about the term “killer whale” do SeaWorld officials not understand? If the counsel of the Judeo-Christian tradition had been followed, Tillikum would have been put out of everyone’s misery [...] Continue Reading